[Dr. Sheldon Cooper]

I going to go outside to get a tan and then kill something.

[cripplecreek]

At least “Vortex of death” is a cool name.

[beaversmom]

The sun made me do it defense.

[aces]

Yea, better to burn out than waste away.. Lets go streakin through the sky..woooo hoooooo....Jesus Saves Not Society...hehehehehehe..

[airborne]

Welcome to the “NEW ‘GLOBAL WARMING’ SCAM”!

Scientists have moved on, and appear to have found the next disaster that needs immediate attention (and LOTS of money!!)

[Leo Farnsworth]

The Bush Family now controls the Sun.

Campaign 2012.

[savagesusie]

Amazing how Marxists always promote the idea of no agency in human beings.

[count-your-change]

Vortex of Death? Did Superman get his cape caught in the toilet flush?

[beaversmom]

this monster cycle is calculated to reach maximum intensity from 2011 through 2012

Great--more exacerbated lunacy from the left. I wonder how it affects elections? Four more years?

[wbill]

Doomed. Also, dogs and cats living together, total anarchy.

[Aevery_Freeman]

So....Mad Max, No    Mag Mag's, Yes,

Mentally Mutated by Monster Mags.

Mayan's maybe?

More 'end of the world' theories for 2012.

[MeganC]

‘Vortex of Death’. I understand that’s the 2012 sedan being imported from China next year.

[DarthVader]

“Vortex of Death” is a good name for the Election of 2012.

[KarlInOhio]

This is the astrological pseudoscience battle of the Millennium. In the red corner we have to Solar Vortex of Death bringing human unrest, uprisings, rebellions, revolutions and all-out wars between nations leading mankind into deadly emotional tantrums and frenzied killing sprees. In the blue corner we have The Age of Aquarius in which "peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars". I have a feeling that the Age of Aquarius is going to get its butt kicked

In tonight's second match gravity will reassert dominance on guiding planets and steering stars.

[Our man in washington]

Given the years he mentioned missed the Rwanda genocide, most of Pol Pot’s reign of terror, and all of World War II and World War I, I’d say this theory is major league Bravo Sierra.

[ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY]

I'm not ready to shout “phony!”

Does anyone remember pink fluorescent light bulbs from the 1960s that were supposed to provide more natural light? They were eventually taken off the market and removed from most workplaces because research study after study CONFIRMED that they made people irritable! This report may be more evidence that we humans are indeed affected subtly by electromagnetism. We already know that many animals are.

However, just because two events appear linked does not mean one is causal. Even if such storms DO influence our emotions; we are not slaves to them!

“There are are many more things in heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in our philosophy...”

[Constitution Day]

Vortex of Death ping.

[Constitution Day]

Vortex of Death ping.

[Kartographer]

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[fightinJAG]

human's perspective's, moods, emotions and behavioral patterns. All are affected by sunspots and solar flares.

I stopped reading at "perspective's."

[BuckeyeTexan]

2500 years?! WTH have liberals been doing all this time? Why haven’t they placed regulations on the sun? What good are they?