I’ve got a nasty proposal on how to capture a small asteroid.
Send Michele FLOTUS up into space. Let her use her substantial bottom to grab the asteroid (much like that gatormouth-rocket grabbed the astronauts in the James Bond film). Then bring them both back to earth, or just bring back the asteroid and leave the leftist hemorrhoid in orbit.
She could be our second moon.
“Let her use her substantial bottom to grab the asteroid (much like that gatormouth-rocket grabbed the astronauts in the James Bond film)”
Don’t even need to do that, her booty probably has enough gravitational pull to reel in any number of celestial objects.