Posted on 05/11/2020 11:42:47 AM PDT by DFG
Controversial Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore was recently removed from his post, as he clearly did not have the school under control, but the Ministry of Magic has installed a new headmistress: Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan.
Whitmer will replace Dumbledore and immediately enact unilateral Educational Decrees to restrict the students' rights and liberties.
"We needed someone strict, someone willing to make up arbitrary rules, someone who can rule with an iron fist," said Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge. "We considered my undersecretary, Dolores Umbridge, but she just didn't have the severity and viciousness we need to whip these students into shape."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
She definitely looks the part!
Very funny.
Her ugly insides are definitely leaking out.
That is going to leave a mark! ;-)
HP and the Order of the Phoenix was very funny and great social commentary. Bravo Babylon Bee.
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