A CNN Reporter Thought It Would Be Nice To Interview Cannibals And Nearly Ended Up On The Menu

X (formerly Twitter) ^ | 03/13/24

[Enlightened1]

That time when a CNN reporter thought it would be nice to interview cannibals and nearly ended up on the menu:

(1 minute and 6 seconds video in the link below)

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1767882461378216364

[dfwgator]

Dear Sir,

I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism.

It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the R.A.F. who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs?

Yours etc.

Captain B. J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Love that sketch, also the undertaker sketch. Those guys were sick, and I mean that in the best way.

[dfwgator]

“Well I was feeling a bit peckish!”

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“Look, tell you what, we’ll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[PJ-Comix]

The tragedy is that the cannibals ended up not adding that reporter as their main meal.

[Tennessee Nana]

Those poor cannibals the tummy ache

[Dahoser]

That time when a CNN reporter thought it would be nice to interview cannibals and nearly ended up on the menu

"What about his legs? He don't need those to report on CNN. Ooh, they look tasty."

[Qwapisking]

best wine to pair with a “reporter” from cnn...ripple.

[Mouton]

To serve man.

[alexander_busek]

best wine to pair with a “reporter” from cnn...ripple.

Could call it "Cripple."

Regards,

[Vaduz]

A CNN Reporter Thought It Would Be Nice To Interview Cannibals
^^^^^^^^^

Show how well CNN people logic works about things.

[aculeus]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

[Allegra]

Q. Why don’t cannibals like to eat clowns?

A. They taste funny.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

They wouldn’t eat a reported as they taste bad. If the reporters want to avoid being eaten by cannibals then they should disguise themselves as clowns. Cannibals don’t eat clowns as they taste funny.

[Boogieman]

Nearly had a Michael Rockefeller moment.

[Boogieman]

So the reporter was trying to curry favor with them?