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modern sayings for a woke generation
original to Free Republic | May 7, 2024 | Peter O'Donnell

Posted on 05/07/2024 2:29:42 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell

For a woke generation ...

The early bird triggers the worm.

A stitch in time is another example of white privilege.

If you can't say something good, post on the internet.

Early to bed and early to rise cuts into your party time considerably.

If at first you don't succeed, join the Democrats.

Always avoid the sunny side of the street.

If you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs, you will be ostracized for showing off.

Inky Dinky Spider was a racist construct subtly denigrating people of color.

Red skies at night, global warming.

Give me liberty or give me democracy.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, turns out she voted for Joe Biden too.

Borders are made to be broken.

You can never have enough genders.

Soros works in mysterious ways.

Ahead of every successful man is a protracted lawsuit.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Giving time for Uncle Joe to shower with his daughter.


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1 posted on 05/07/2024 2:29:42 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
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To: Peter ODonnell
Good job.

I would suggest the following also:

The early bird is a racist and is acting white.

A stitch in time (or any efficiency) is racist, colonialist, and white.

Early to bed and early to rise is racist, colonialist, and white.

If at first you DO succeed, you are being racist, colonialist, and white.


2 posted on 05/07/2024 2:35:50 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: Peter ODonnell

Good ones.


3 posted on 05/07/2024 2:35:53 PM PDT by DenntOR
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To: Peter ODonnell

https://youtu.be/tyXLLF-L8_0?si=95mbTzi8zPg_z_XB

woke jesus..

run time 5 m 56 s

( the baylon bee spoof )


4 posted on 05/07/2024 2:47:14 PM PDT by cuz1961
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To: Peter ODonnell

Here’s one:

Hmmmm. Hmmm.

You made it look easy, but it isn’t. Nice work.


5 posted on 05/07/2024 3:02:46 PM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: Peter ODonnell

Old Saying:
- He’s busier then a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

New Saying:
- There is none ... they don’t know what busy is.


6 posted on 05/07/2024 3:07:20 PM PDT by CapnJack ( )
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