Posted on 05/27/2006 7:34:42 PM PDT by pcottraux
Dinosaurs in American Indian Petroglyphs
Evolution, and the Redneck Watermelon Truck
The story goes that two old boys named Luke and Ray-Bob had themselves a truck and were buying watermelons in Fla. and Ga. for $2 and trucking them to Chicago and Detroit and selling them for $2. After awhile, they noticed that they were not making any money; naturally enough, they had a big business meeting and came to the conclusion that they needed a bigger truck.
Evolutionists, of course, are using time in precisely the same manner in which the two rednecks are using truck size, and there is no real reason for anybody to take them any more seriously than they would take the two rednecks.
Now, You couldn't easily prove that Luke and Ray-Bob couldn't possibly make money buying and selling for $2 since they could always say they merely needed the next size bigger truck. There is one thing which would really demolish their case however: that, God forbid, would be for somebody like Algor to get elected president and immediately outlaw the internal combustion engine; after THAT, guaranteed, nobody would ever make money trucking watermelons from Florida to Chicago and selling them for what they paid for them.
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The man and brontosaur petroglyph at the Natural Bridges National Monument in Utah.
The pterodactyle at San Rafael Swell in Black Dragon Wash, Utah.
So Fred and Barney were really Running Elk and Kicking Bird?
I don't think that was ever in question.
No!
They were chasing us!
http://paleo.cc/paluxy/paluxy.htm
[Hey Wolf....get your tail over here]
Man, that would be good; not as gamey as Ewok burgers.
I tried to sashimi and Ewok once...once.
Once is enough, eh?
The problem with trying to eat raw Ewok is that is must be friesh - I just grew tired of the screaming.
friesh = fresh
(damn my lousy typing!)
LOL
I've seen a topic similar to this, other than the outlook of the author. I'll check it out.
Hmm, this isn't it, hadn't seen this before...
Fox News Reports Ancient Peruvian Burial Stones Revealing Dinosaurs and Man Coexisted! (see pics!)
Source: Fox News/Mars Hill
Published: Unknown Author: Shephard Stone
Posted on 07/30/2001 23:09:26 PDT by Arator
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b664b963914.htm
Ah, here's the one I'd seen:
The Las Cruces Fossil Human Footprints
Jerry MacDonald
Posted on 10/07/2005 11:30:28 AM EDT by Dinobot
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1498415/posts
I don't know, could easily be poor representations of animals living around the tail end of the last ice age. I can almost see a giant ground sloth in the brontosaur pic but I'm not sure they were here with people.
The biggest collection of dinosaur artwork in the world seems to be the Ica stones which Charlton Heston did a TV special on once. Evolutionists claim they're all fakes and it appears that a few may be, but the original collection of them included many thousands of pieces and it seems far fetched that anybody would have done that much work on the off chance that American tourists might pay for them.
Whatever you do, DO NOT try the Wookie Ribs!
I did once, but I couln't consume enough Immodium and Beano to counter the after effects.
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