Posted on 01/27/2010 10:36:38 AM PST by Lucky9teen
For humor and silliness purposes...
I did the speech generator and got this:
My fellow Americans, today is a clear day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “Me”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually few.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces present and bipartisan challenges like never before. Our economy is greedy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for green jobs. Our healthcare system is frightened. If your childs is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Czar. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a Cap and Trade and Healthcare Bill. But corrupting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Afghanistan.
Finally, I must thank my terrible family, my bitter campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Wall Street Bankers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of apologizing the American people. Without your unhappy efforts, none of this would have been possible.
I honestly don’t friggen care what the bastard has to say, and I wont be watching.
he should say, I QUIT!
"My fellow Americans...Sooo, how's that hope and change workin for you?"
clap, clap, clap, clap...
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The Obamanites have claimed that Ronnie blamed all the world`s problems on Carter. Someone posted his State of the Union address here the other day to effectively refute that lie. Obama should give the same speech and implement all its concepts. He would be reelected with a large majority. The speech could use a little updating here and there, but not much so that anyone would notice.
We’ll be playing the TOTUS drinking game.
Every time he switches teleprompters everyone in the room drinks. The last one to drink has to finish their beer/wine and get a new one.
I think the TOTUS generator is waaay to easy. Instead I have generated a list of keywords for the lapdogs in the media to use when covering the speech immediately after. They can start writing notes now since we all know they won’t be forming a new opinion this evening.
For the average talking heads and infobabes:
presidential
serious
standing on principle
real leader
And for the “heavy hitters”:
the weight of the office
harkening back to his campaign
the last year has/has not changed his vision
renewed purpose
“Let me be clear.”
“Make no mistake.”
“That’s a fight I’m willing to have.”
“I inherited this problem.”
What I want him to say.
(in a whisper to off screen stage tech) “psssssss pssssss somethings wrong with the teleprompter, it just went dark. Wadda you mean it will take a while? Are you freaking kidding me?”
There’s no ‘I’ in ‘unity’! Wait... There’s no ‘me’ in ‘team’!
Paraphrased...You’re too stupid to know what’s good for you, so I’ll tell you what’s good for you.
I hereby resign as President of the United States.
I wonder what his poll numbers will look like in the morning.
It's BARACK BINGO! When he says the word/phrase, cross it off. Alternately you could make it a drinking game! LOL!! (Yeah - you'd be drunk inside of 5 minutes! :-D )
Um - whoops - that’s what I get for replying to you out of my pings and NOT READING THE THREAD! ROFLOL!!!!!
I think that picture is faked. Those are Michelle’s arms and Chrissy has never been that thin.
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