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Man Assaulted For Having Too Many Pillows
http://www.wlky.com/news/29603033/detail.html ^ | 10/27/2011 | Jay Ditzer/WLKY.com

Posted on 10/27/2011 9:51:38 AM PDT by Morgana

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Police arrested a Louisville man on assault charges after they said he beat his domestic partner for having too many pillows.

According to arrest records, the victim said that he was sleeping when his boyfriend, 29-year-old Raymond L. Cofer, came in to the room and began punching him in the head and face.

The victim told police that Cofer beat him because he had too many pillows.

The victim was taken to Jewish East Hospital, where he received seven stitches.

Cofer is charged with assault.

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; napl; pillows; sourcetitlenoturl
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1 posted on 10/27/2011 9:51:45 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Did they break up, or are they going to make up?


2 posted on 10/27/2011 9:54:16 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Morgana

My husband would say that this is - not justifiable - but understandable.

He hates my ten million pillows.

and I don’t care... :-)


3 posted on 10/27/2011 9:54:16 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: Morgana

Why they call it gay.


4 posted on 10/27/2011 9:55:15 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Morgana

Maybe he needs so many because he’s biting them all the time...


5 posted on 10/27/2011 9:55:53 AM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: Morgana
"Those aren't pillows"


6 posted on 10/27/2011 9:56:30 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Morgana
According to arrest records, the victim said that he was sleeping when his boyfriend, 29-year-old Raymond L. Cofer, came in to the room and began punching him in the head and face. The victim told police that Cofer beat him because he had too many pillows.

You'd have thought the pillows would soften the blows.

7 posted on 10/27/2011 9:59:55 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
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To: Morgana; humblegunner

Maybe he was jealous.

8 posted on 10/27/2011 10:01:42 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: Morgana
The victim was taken to Jewish East Hospital, where he received seven stitches.

If you need seven stitches after a pillow fight, you are doing it wrong.

Seriously, if you need to dump the pillows on the ground to be able to use a piece of furniture (or even worse, just sit or lie on the floor rather than risk disturbing the pillows) you have too many.

9 posted on 10/27/2011 10:01:48 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Compare "Delay is preferable to error" - Thomas Jefferson // "Pass this bill now!" - Barack Obama)
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To: Morgana

What a queer way of expressing his affection.


10 posted on 10/27/2011 10:02:36 AM PDT by Afterguard
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To: Morgana
he was sleeping when his boyfriend

Sorry - "he" chose his "partner" - just as he chose to reject God's Word, opting instead to live in a sin-flooded life.

11 posted on 10/27/2011 10:03:57 AM PDT by TheBattman (They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature...)
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To: TheBattman

Move along folks, just a normal hissy fit.


12 posted on 10/27/2011 10:07:22 AM PDT by Dead Eye Lane
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To: Morgana
Did the couple look like this....

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or dis?

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13 posted on 10/27/2011 10:08:36 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Morgana

Another girl-fight gone bad.


14 posted on 10/27/2011 10:09:04 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

Folks . . . There are some things you just can’t make up.


15 posted on 10/27/2011 10:09:59 AM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: Morgana

Pillow biters.


16 posted on 10/27/2011 10:12:08 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Tagline typed on a closed keyboard. Do not attempt. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

pillow fight ping!!!


17 posted on 10/27/2011 10:15:40 AM PDT by Morgana ("Since using your shampoo my hair has come alive!" ----Medusa)
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To: smokingfrog
Isn't Justin dreamy?
18 posted on 10/27/2011 10:16:41 AM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

“Did you see that Bears game last week?”


19 posted on 10/27/2011 10:18:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Marie
He hates my ten million pillows. and I don’t care... :-)

LOL! I think you and I are long-lost sisters. I have to have my pillows! :)

20 posted on 10/27/2011 10:21:24 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (Go, Herman!)
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