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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/17/2013 5:43:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

So, I woke up this morning, and the birds were singing, the sun was shining and all was right in the world. The high today is supposed to be 78°, with a slight chance of cooling.

 

I drove into work, where everyone is paid according to their ability, and I didn't see any illegals anywhere, because they've all been deported and the new Immigration laws have closed our borders and made sure no one can or will break the laws to get in illegally again.  And it especially helps since they put in that new moat with alligators down there...  

 

I listened to the radio and hear everyone talking about how great our government is. How wonderful it is, to know we have honest and decent men and women, upholding out Constitution and keeping checks and balances on each other, to make sure it stays strong and small and protects this country from outside threats.  And it's great that they've rolled back all progressive legislation, regulations and laws, so they reflect the Constitution at it's core.

It warms my heart that freedom reigns and people can say what they want, where they want and practice their religion in whatever way they deem necessary, as long as it harms no one else. It is also great to know, we live in a country where everyone takes pride in being "An American" and it is now required that every home owns a gun.

As I drive down the street, I notice the American flag waiving at most every door. Schools now have set aside a special time each day to say the Pledge of Allegiance and for students to read from the bible.

 

In fact, now that schools have been given back to the local communities to control, I am thankful that they now require American/US History and Civics to be taught, along with a full course on the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

 

 

And it's also great to see that businesses are no longer taxed or regulated, and the free market is helping the economy boom. I filled up on my way in to work and gas was back to $.99 a gallon. It's expected to go lower, now that we are drilling and extracting our own natural resources here in America. It's nice not to ever have to depend on foreign countries ever again for that stuff. In fact, it's quite ironic that they now depend on us....

I can't wait to get paid on Friday. Now that I only have to pay a 10% flat tax, I have more money and I can take my family on a nice trip to Disneyland. I can also afford to go shopping and buy more things that we need.

Anyway, now that most of us in America have realized what a great country it is, and it's easier and better to get along and work together, there's less crime and violence. And since politicians are no longer allowed to campaign for more than 2 months and are restricted from holding office for more than 2 years, there's no more negativity and divisiveness. No more racism rants or lobbying to special interests. Now, we actually get politicians who are honest and sincere about doing their job to represent the people.   

And since they arrested pretty much every Democrat in DC and many of the Republicans too, this country has become greater than it ever has. Corruption is no longer tolerated at any level. Faith, honor and truth have been restored.

See....if they can live in delusion land....so can I. Except in my delusion, everything is right. In their delusion everything is evil and wrong.



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In at the end???


81 posted on 05/17/2013 10:31:44 PM PDT by handy old one (If you play in nature be prepared to be played with by nature!)
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