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1 posted on 06/18/2013 7:49:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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Extra strength Preparation H to the rescue!


2 posted on 06/18/2013 7:51:51 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: BenLurkin; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Thanks. I hadn't noticed.


3 posted on 06/18/2013 7:52:24 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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4 posted on 06/18/2013 7:53:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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It’s not those asteroids you have to worry about. It’s the hemorrhoids.


5 posted on 06/18/2013 7:53:14 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (23,116,441 households on Food Stamps! Now that's what I call HISTORICAL!!!)
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A 40 mile wide space rock orbiting uranus is no laughing matter. The absolute gravity of the hemis it would take to make this possible, well it’s almost unfathomable.

OUCH!


6 posted on 06/18/2013 7:54:15 PM PDT by jurroppi1
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7 posted on 06/18/2013 7:54:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Why is the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper alike?


8 posted on 06/18/2013 7:54:42 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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It’s hemroids isn’t it not asteroids?


10 posted on 06/18/2013 7:56:38 PM PDT by dalereed
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GAWD! I was afraid of that!


11 posted on 06/18/2013 7:56:59 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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I’m being followed. I must get my azz outa here.


12 posted on 06/18/2013 7:57:34 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
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To: BenLurkin

It must be Klingons.


13 posted on 06/18/2013 7:58:03 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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The most humorously misnamed planet in the universe ... what was William Herschel thinking when he gave this name to our 7th planet?


14 posted on 06/18/2013 7:58:53 PM PDT by doc1019 (There is absolutely no difference between pro-choice and pro-abortion.)
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did anybody see me click on this thread?


17 posted on 06/18/2013 7:59:36 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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My anus has no afteroids!


18 posted on 06/18/2013 8:01:22 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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At least they’re practicing safe exploration using Trojans while tracking Uranus.


22 posted on 06/18/2013 8:04:27 PM PDT by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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The planet will never be the same!


23 posted on 06/18/2013 8:04:28 PM PDT by GSWarrior (When someone points at the moon, don't stare at his finger.)
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As Uranus speeds in its orbit in the solar system, there are three large space rocks that are in lockstep with the gas giant. . . .

Uranus is a gas GIANT!

24 posted on 06/18/2013 8:09:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (P.U.!!!!)
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I hope not. I’ve slowed down a bunch since Zer0 was immaculated.


25 posted on 06/18/2013 8:10:35 PM PDT by Paladin2 (;-))
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Just stopping by for the comments.


29 posted on 06/18/2013 8:13:22 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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I'm scheduled for a colonostophy and I sure hope he doesn't find any asteroids!!!
30 posted on 06/18/2013 8:15:03 PM PDT by dalereed
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