Why does everybody feel the need to question the chicken about crossing the road?
Bunch’a damn fascists.
Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
“Why do you need to know? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?”
If only they would teach the racoons and skunk how to do it.
What’s all this clucking about the other side of the road, he cock of the walk ain’t buying it.