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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/03/2015 6:56:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Because of so much intolerance on the internet, lately....I say today is a good day for a.....
Free For All!!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; goodfriday; liberals; religiousintolerance; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 6:56:47 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
In before 10....
Without geometry, life is pointless....
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posted on
04/03/2015 6:58:22 AM PDT
by
WesG
(Without geometry, life is pointless.....)
To: Lucky9teen
RAT POISON COMPANY ANNOUNCES
IT WILL NOT SERVE GAY WEDDINGS
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:02:35 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:02:41 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: Lucky9teen
theres no end to the "tastlessness" of todays Democrack Party!
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:03:40 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:04:30 AM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
A beautiful young San Francisco woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself off the Golden Gate Bridge.
But just before she could jump, a handsome young man stopped her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the man. “I’m a sailor, and we’re off to Europe tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.
From then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. “What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food, and I get a free trip to Europe.”
“I see,” the captain responded.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, “Plus, he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Sausalito Ferry.”
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:05:04 AM PDT
by
Baynative
(You can judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:05:27 AM PDT
by
justlurking
(tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 20
TGIF!
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Can't tolerate
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:09:12 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:12:05 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
Can't stop now
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:15:38 AM PDT
by
Cowman
Comment #16 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:17:19 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Hobo: "I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.")
To: Lucky9teen
Good Morning!
Happy Passover/Good Friday/Easter.
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:18:22 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:18:35 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Baynative
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posted on
04/03/2015 7:20:12 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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