How Do We Terraform Jupiter’s Moons?

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[shibumi]

Simply add three pounds of The Universal Will To Become and steer straight for the nearest Chronosynclastic Infundibulum.

*Presto!*

Your moon will be Terraformed with great speed and silliness.

[reaganaut]

Genesis device? (make sure to know where Spock is)

[SunkenCiv]

:’) Just got to get used to living under a night sky.

[SunkenCiv]

[Jonty30]

Anything other than Mars or Venus don’t seem to be good places to terraform to me.

[Salamander]

I'll bet you that the Tardigrades are already there...

[Fai Mao]

A Kurt Vonnegut reader I see

[shibumi]

I read that book back in 1967.
I got to meet Vonnegut and had the pleasure
of his company for dinner a few months later.

He was incredibly funny.
And incredibly drunk.

[alexander_busek]

are known as the Galileans (in honor of their founder discoverer, Galileo Galilei) [...]

There, fixed it!

Regards,

[Mr. Blond]

Blast a rocket filled with kudzu, then wait...

[Dallas59]

We can’t even go back to our own moon....

[faithhopecharity]

Jupiter is a long ways away, through the asteroid belt, and cold..... first, can we terraform our own moon, and then Mars?
or will the space aliens there prevent us?

[saminfl]

“Farmer in the Sky” by Robert Heinlein.

[Stand W]

And so it goes

[Flag_This]

The EPA won’t allow it.

[Gaffer]

Gee, I’d think we’d at least try to terraform Detroit or something like that first.

[ghosthost]

America is to busy keepin it reeeeeeal, and we have enough of la raza here never to have to worry about going into space again. There will be no Mars landing, no terraforming, no trips to the stars. Just graffiti, urine-soaked streets, decaying cities and burning tires

[x_plus_one]

The moslem outreach agency formerly known as NASA can send moslems to Jupiter.

[JoeProBono]