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Loveless monkey adopts chicken at zoo
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| 08/25/2017
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Posted on 08/25/2017 7:52:09 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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If anyone posts "Winner, winner, chicken dinner," I'm going to be severely perturbed. However, the punctuation fanatics can have at it.
To: Silentgypsy
“Loveless monkey adopts chicken”
Did he choke it yet?
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:54:09 AM PDT
by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
To: bar sin·is·ter
If that monkey chokes that chicken, spank it.
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:56:42 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: Silentgypsy
Didn’t Mae West say: Using a feather is kinky, but a whole chicken is just perverted.
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:58:16 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Silentgypsy
I know that some women who are adamant about not having kids sooth their maternal urges by raising pets. And some go into nursing.
But how do those who don’t do either handle it? Do they turn to Steinem’s Little Red Book? Pretend they don’t exist?
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:58:29 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
To: Silentgypsy; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Barry meets Little Jerry?
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:58:45 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: a fool in paradise
Heh. I see what you did there.
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posted on
08/25/2017 7:59:00 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:00:03 AM PDT
by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
To: Silentgypsy
How is that chicken supposed to, “easily escape through the bars,” when the monkey has it in its clutches?
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:00:17 AM PDT
by
Fantasywriter
(Any attempt to do forensic work using Inernet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
To: a fool in paradise
But how do those who dont do either handle it?They raise chickens.
A brief search of FR will reveal a multitude of crazy chicken lady stories.
They make cat ladies look positively well adjusted.
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:00:29 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: Silentgypsy
But Porat said it wasn't clear where the chickens at the zoo had come from.
I would suspect -- eggs.
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:08:24 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Silentgypsy
It has nothing to do with love or loneliness. Those are human conditions. The animal is an animal, and not a human.
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:08:40 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
To: wbill
You should read Craiglist “Pets” section sometimes.
One thing I find both amusing and annoying is when someone posts an Ad for a pet, and the Ad is supposed to be written
‘First Person’ from the pet’s point of view.
“Hi! My name is Rudy. I am the most AMAZING Rooster you will ever meet! Everybody loves me! My Carer-Partner has just lost her job and has to move back with her parents. Her Mom is ‘allergic’ to chickens, so she says. Jury’s still out on the veracity of that diagnosis. Anyway, I like eating grains, bread, grasshoppers and Boll Weevils when I can find them. I only crow for 5 hours a day, honest!”
To: wbill
My first drinking buddy was a hen named Gertrude.
To: TomGuy
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:23:21 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If the world were flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.)
To: I want the USA back
I beg to differ. Have you never seen a video of a dog that thought it had lost its owner? Only to have him reappear a year later.
Can you honestly say that the animal has not experienced love and loneliness?
To: Silentgypsy
Could be worse... the monkey could have adopted a football. :)
To: momtothree
That would seem better for the chicken, no?
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posted on
08/25/2017 8:34:39 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If the world were flat, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.)
To: Silentgypsy
Better for the chicken but NOT better for the football. :)
To: momtothree
“Mon(k)ey for nothing and the chicks are free.”
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