12 posted on 03/26/2018 4:24:05 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing! Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a doctor and I won't touch that thing)
Whenever I chat up Neanderthal chicks,
my Cro-Magnon gonads keep stalling.
It’s not a bad lick how her brow is too thick,
but that New Jersey accent’s appalling.
34 posted on 03/26/2018 1:55:15 PM PDT by sparklite2
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