[sphinx]

I wish her a full and speedy recovery, but I don’t have any organs to spare. I’ll save fingernail clippings if that will help.

[mkleesma]

“I wish her a full and speedy recovery, but I don’t have any organs to spare. I’ll save fingernail clippings if that will help.”

I’ve got some excess ear wax! If she likes, I’ll save the Qtips.

[howlinhound]

“I wish her a full and speedy recovery, but I don’t have any organs to spare...”

I have an old Hammond organ I’ll give her!

[BipolarBob]

So, you’re going to hang on to your appendix? Just wait until it burst, you’ll wish you had donated it to poor ol’ Ruthie.