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To: oldvirginian

Ancient Dating

Whenever I chat up Neanderthal chicks,
my Cro-Magnon gonads keep stalling.
It's not a bad lick how her brow is too thick,
but that New Jersey accent's appalling.
45 posted on 12/17/2018 2:18:33 PM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: sparklite2

“but that New Jersey accent’s appalling.”

Yep, the only way I could date a Jersey chick was if she was mute.

I really don’t know whats worse, the NYC/NJ accents or Boston where it sounds like everyone talks through their nose, bite off sentences and swallow words whole.
I guess I just need to keep my mating habits south of the Potomac.


56 posted on 12/18/2018 7:21:34 AM PST by oldvirginian ( Buckle up kids, rough road ahead.)
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