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To: elteemike

even speech sounds.


Whenever I chat up Neanderthal chicks,
my Cro-Magnon gonads keep stalling.
It’s not a bad lick how her brow is too thick,
but that New Jersey accent’s appalling.


17 posted on 07/01/2019 12:55:39 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: sparklite2

Good one!

“He a poet!
But don’t know it.
His feet show it...
They are Longfellows!”


21 posted on 07/01/2019 2:47:39 PM PDT by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
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