If the shoes don’t match anything, then they match everything.
at least you looked at the shoes, like I did.
As one who who takes a higher view, I'm reminded of the song:
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?