Posted on 04/17/2020 9:39:15 AM PDT by gattaca
ATLANTA, GA—Many criticized CNN for breathlessly covering allegations against Justice Brett Kavanaugh throughout the then-SCOTUS candidate's confirmation process but remaining silent on accusations against presidential candidate Joe Biden.
To address these concerns, CNN has finally posted an article on Tara Reade's allegations, the headline reading "Some presidential candidate did something."
"Some presidential candidate did something," the article reads, "but what difference, at this point, does it make? Besides, it's not really harassment -- it's democratic harassment. His body, his choice." The article then includes a long list of Joe Biden's accomplishments and reminds readers that if they were to do actual journalism on the accusations against Joe Biden, the "Bad Orange Man" might win again this year. "So before you rush to judgment on this old creepy guy, remember that he's our old creepy guy."
"In conclusion, vote for Joe Biden."
CNN quickly pulled the article at the request of the DNC.
It’s getting harder to parody the left, I could almost believe that CNN or the New York Times would write something like that.
CNN did over 700 articles/segments on Kavanaugh allegations, and not one single report on accusations against Joe I’ve read-
Can they include any list that doesn’t include the words grope, sniff, molest, etc? That would only be a really short list.
Actually, he served as chairman of the Senate foreign relations committee for many years, during which he filibustered regularly, enthusiastically supported the killing of our dear innocent unborn Americans, collected and solicited bribes, and audaciously sold our industrial economy to China for Clinton campaign cash and bribes. I’m sure that I will learn more of his great accomplishments from the kingpin of the American (real) mainstream media, Rush Limbaugh.
Dammit! It’s her body and he has a right to it. He’s a democrat after all.
Don’t forget one of his hugest accomplishments, as appointed by obama he headed up the coordination to manage and introduce obamacare. That was just as the first web site crashed for the first time. Anyway he did a sterling job of organizing and conducting the smooth obamacare startup. /s
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