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CNN Praises Governor Cuomo For Killing Off The Elderly Since They Probably Would Have Voted For Trump (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | May 20 2020

Posted on 05/22/2020 12:33:44 AM PDT by knighthawk

ATLANTA, GA—CNN has praised Governor Andrew Cuomo's "brilliant" nursing home strategy as it ended in the deaths of thousands of senior citizens, who skew conservative and Republican.

The station's hosts said that forcing nursing home residents to admit COVID-19 patients was a "stroke of genius" that all other state governors really should start looking into.

"A genius move, brother," said Chris Cuomo as he interviewed Andrew Cuomo, which is not weird or biased at all. "Really inspired. How do you come up with it? You're so great."

"Aw, shucks," said Andrew Cuomo. "Stop it!"

"No, you stop it."

"You stop it!"

This went on for some time before the brothers argued at length over who would hang up first.

At publishing time, the station had also recognized another element of just how genius this move was, since those killed by COVID-19 are now voting Democrat.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cnn; cuomo
"since those killed by COVID-19 are now voting Democrat"
1 posted on 05/22/2020 12:33:44 AM PDT by knighthawk
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

DANG!


2 posted on 05/22/2020 12:49:10 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Wu Flu! (when I feel heavy metal) Wu Flu! (when I'm pins and I'm needles) Wu Flu!)
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To: knighthawk

Cuomo was killing off Covid 19 infected patients by placing them in nursing homes because Cuomo got paid by the Feds for putting the Covid 19 patients their and treating them in the nursing home no matter the consequences.


3 posted on 05/22/2020 12:49:48 AM PDT by chopperk
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To: knighthawk

Of course they voted Republican when they were alive, but once dead they changed their party affiliation and are now voting Democrat.


4 posted on 05/22/2020 2:22:24 AM PDT by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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To: knighthawk

Albeit this is only satire I however can easily believe it happening and it actually may not be too far off from the real truth but financial considerations also be as much or more involved as well for tax coffers re state medicaid payouts and etc.


5 posted on 05/22/2020 2:24:35 AM PDT by Ron H. (Gab.com)
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To: seawolf101

According to the Fox News poll today, seniors now support Biden over Trump by 17 POINTS!

So all of Trump’s senior citizen voters must have died!


6 posted on 05/22/2020 2:47:58 AM PDT by ZagFan
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To: knighthawk

Actually, most people in nursing homes vote absentee and Democrat (with the staff filling out their ballots)...even if they were Republicans their entire grown-up lives.


7 posted on 05/22/2020 5:24:10 AM PDT by BobL
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