Proposed National Anthem for the People's Socialist Utopia of CHAZ - no cops, no jails, no laws, no work, everything free, everyone happy

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[Jim Robinson]

Proposed National Anthem for the People's Socialist Utopia of CHAZ - no cops, no jails, no laws, no work, everything free, no restaurants, no hotels, no gas, no cars, no profit, no taxes. Everyone happy as long as fresh veggies and fresh porta-potties magically appear every day.

Big Rock Candy Mountain

[TLI]

Why fool around, they should just get on with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

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[joshhiggins]

To the une of GhostBusters

When there,’s someone strange
In the neighborhood
Who ya gonna call
AntiFaaa

When there’s some one up to
No darned good
Who ya gonna call
Social Worker

And so on
and on and on
Till who ya gonna call
Mortician

[coaster123]

They’re about violence. A gently mocking cartoon is like a kiss.

[shineon]

[umgud]

They can’t survive unless their new area becomes a welfare island. These people were non-producers long before they got this new land.

[TomGuy]

Animal Farm, the musical

[Nateman]

Ping for later!

[beethovenfan]

These people are even dumber than I thought. If they knew the slightest bit of history they would realize it’ll never work.

[4Liberty]

[HollyB]

So ridiculous, I almost have to laugh. We are living in strange and dangerous times.

[catnipman]

one of the all time great songs!

[Songcraft]

Perfect!

Here's a couple runner-up suggestions:

      "I'm A Nut"

      "They're Coming To Take Me Away"

[Nateman]

To the tune of Gilligan's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of Shangri-La
When the soldiers of Antifa
Took on the forces of the law

The Mayor , she was far left
The Governor he was too.
Many riots broke out that day
A dream looters tour, a dream looters tour.

Their fires starting started getting hot
The law from 6 blocks got tossed
If not for the vision of some crazy men
LibbyLand would be lost, LibbyLand would be lost

With barrers they held the spot, with spray paint as their claim
With Commie-Men
Some Homeless too
Some lefty shops
and a few homes
The looters and their ragged clan
Here on LibbyLand Island.

I was thinking The Night Chicago Died would be a good theme song as well. Just replace Chicago with Seattle.

[miserare]

The “Impossible Dream” from Man of LaMancha.

[Songcraft]

Rather than a National Anthem, this one might be more of a song the Chaz residents could all sing together, while sitting around the old campfire (of an old, abandoned, burning police car maybe), while waiting for delivery of another big bag of soybeans, kale chips, and oat milk.

      "Hobo Heaven"

[Fiji Hill]

Hallelujah, I'm a Bum--Vernon Dalhart (1928)

[dfwgator]

Something In the Air - Thunderclap Newman

Call out the instigators
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together now

Lock up the streets and houses
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together now

Hand out the arms and ammo
We’re going to blast our way through here
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together now

[Fiji Hill]

Das Lied der [SED] Partei (the song of the [Socialist Unity] Party)--Ernst Busch (1950)

The party, the party is always right,
And comrades, it always shall be...
Indpired by Lenin, welded by Stalin,
The party, the party, the party!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Ugh!!

[IronJack]

Brilliant!