"Not The Bee" is a new website from "The Babylon Bee" that features absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire.
"Not The Bee" is a new website from "The Babylon Bee" that features absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire.
So Nadler has a dying wish for some of this?
Might be good except I never eat mac and cheese.
Satire or not, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. X.x
Just when I thought nothing could be more vile than pumpkin spice beer...
Reminds me of a scene from MASH where a visiting soldier is in the mess tent and praises the food. The server asks: “Head wound?” - Klinger replies “Canadian.”.
Hahahahaha...must be something with Pumpkin Spice!
I saw a picture a few weeks ago on FR that showed a disposable mask with the inscription on it “Pumpkin Spice Scented” and underneath it said:
“And so it begins.”
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We’d take a limousine ‘cause it costs more)
If I had $1, 000, 000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups, Dijon ketchup
Mmm, mmm mmm
Barenaked Ladies - “If I Had $1000000”
Eww. Just no.
I don’t think I could try that. What i’ve wanted the past two weeks is pumpkin loaf with cream cheese frosting and pumpkin cheesecake.
The Bee had a series of satires about pumpkin spice last year at Xmas time. Very funny. Someone there really really really hates pumpkin spice. LOL.
ooooooooooo......a signature white cup!
Off my diet, Carbs ya’ know...
Pukorama!
For some reason I thought this was Bob Kraft, and I threw up a little in my mouth.
We need more Pumpkin Spice flavored foods and drinks, so that they can be greatly discounted by the food store before they are thrown out due to expiring expiration dates. Perhaps if they had Pumpkin and spice flavored Pumpkin and spice?
" Like I was say'n there's Pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin spice donuts, pumpkin spice coffee, pumpkin spice beer, pumpkin spice cookies, pumpkin spice cream cheese, pumpkin spice pancakes, pumpkin spice soup, pumpkin spice cereal, pumpkin spice yogurt, pumpkin spice ice cream, pumpkin spice oatmeal, pumpkin spice pasta".
They put gravy on french fries.
This is plausible.
Mac and Cheese is immensely popular, especially in Canada for some odd reason. But pumpkin flavor? Not so sure. (Chocolate flavor is next?)