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Posted on 09/23/2020 11:45:33 AM PDT by servo1969
WHY, KRAFT??
Following the trend of making pumpkin spice everything, Kraft is releasing -- for real -- pumpkin spice mac and cheese in Canada.
Kraft says:
"This spicy cheesy treat is very real and will come in a signature white cup with cinnamon spice topping ... Coming to Canadians this October, Pumpkin Spice KD is made with the same classic KD cheese powder Canadians know and love, now with added fall flavours [sic]: hints of cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and ginger."
If you haven't already thrown up in your mouth a little, they're marketing it with the line "Ain't no basic batch." 🤢 🤮
"Not The Bee" is a new website from "The Babylon Bee" that features absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire.
So Nadler has a dying wish for some of this?
Might be good except I never eat mac and cheese.
Satire or not, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. X.x
Just when I thought nothing could be more vile than pumpkin spice beer...
Reminds me of a scene from MASH where a visiting soldier is in the mess tent and praises the food. The server asks: “Head wound?” - Klinger replies “Canadian.”.
Hahahahaha...must be something with Pumpkin Spice!
I saw a picture a few weeks ago on FR that showed a disposable mask with the inscription on it “Pumpkin Spice Scented” and underneath it said:
“And so it begins.”
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We’d take a limousine ‘cause it costs more)
If I had $1, 000, 000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups, Dijon ketchup
Mmm, mmm mmm
Barenaked Ladies - “If I Had $1000000”
Coming soon...Pumpkin Spice face masks and hand sanitizer.
Eww. Just no.
Velveeta Mac & Cheese is better, esp. the bacon version.
Anything with pasta is a once in awhile treat now.
Never get in between a Canadian and their “Kroff Dinner”.
I don’t think I could try that. What i’ve wanted the past two weeks is pumpkin loaf with cream cheese frosting and pumpkin cheesecake.
I heard that Trump is going to make the coronavirus vaccine taken orally to taste like pumpkin spice. That way latte liberals will all be on board with it. </sarc>
The Bee had a series of satires about pumpkin spice last year at Xmas time. Very funny. Someone there really really really hates pumpkin spice. LOL.
ooooooooooo......a signature white cup!
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