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PLEASE NO: Kraft is releasing Pumpkin Spice mac and cheese (Canada)
Not The Bee ^
| 9-23-2020
| NTB Staff
Posted on 09/23/2020 11:45:33 AM PDT by servo1969
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"Not The Bee" is a new website from "The Babylon Bee" that features absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire.
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:45:33 AM PDT
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
So Nadler has a dying wish for some of this?
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:47:01 AM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(BigedLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
To: servo1969
🤮
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:50:44 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: servo1969
Might be good except I never eat mac and cheese.
To: servo1969
Satire or not, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. X.x
Just when I thought nothing could be more vile than pumpkin spice beer...
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:51:29 AM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: servo1969
Reminds me of a scene from MASH where a visiting soldier is in the mess tent and praises the food. The server asks: “Head wound?” - Klinger replies “Canadian.”.
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:51:43 AM PDT
by
LouieFisk
To: servo1969
Hahahahaha...must be something with Pumpkin Spice!
I saw a picture a few weeks ago on FR that showed a disposable mask with the inscription on it “Pumpkin Spice Scented” and underneath it said:
“And so it begins.”
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:53:24 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
To: servo1969
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had $1, 000, 000
(We’d take a limousine ‘cause it costs more)
If I had $1, 000, 000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ketchups, Dijon ketchup
Mmm, mmm mmm
Barenaked Ladies - “If I Had $1000000”
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:53:31 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Kriggerel
Coming soon...Pumpkin Spice face masks and hand sanitizer.
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:55:38 AM PDT
by
kaktuskid
To: servo1969
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:56:50 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: AndyJackson
Velveeta Mac & Cheese is better, esp. the bacon version.
To: AndyJackson
Used to be my favorite side dish. Still love it, even mixed kimchee in the sauce once. I'd try it, but have gone on a weight loss kick.
Anything with pasta is a once in awhile treat now.
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:58:35 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
09/23/2020 11:58:36 AM PDT
by
coaster123
(Distrust everyone under sixty.)
To: LouieFisk
Never get in between a Canadian and their “Kroff Dinner”.
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:00:01 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: servo1969
I don’t think I could try that. What i’ve wanted the past two weeks is pumpkin loaf with cream cheese frosting and pumpkin cheesecake.
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:00:15 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: kaktuskid
It's been done.
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:00:17 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(DTCM&OTTH)
To: rlmorel
I heard that Trump is going to make the coronavirus vaccine taken orally to taste like pumpkin spice. That way latte liberals will all be on board with it. </sarc>
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:01:12 PM PDT
by
salmon76
(You can vote your way into socialism, but you'll have to shoot your way out)
To: servo1969
The Bee had a series of satires about pumpkin spice last year at Xmas time. Very funny. Someone there really really really hates pumpkin spice. LOL.
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:01:17 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:02:35 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: servo1969
ooooooooooo......a signature white cup!
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posted on
09/23/2020 12:02:48 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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