How to troll Russian officials, A fun guide

https://nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/how-to-troll-russian-officials ^ | Jul 11, 2022 | Natalia Antonova

[BeauBo]

For years, Russian officials have used trolling to sow division and confusion abroad. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

...It can and will make you feel better. And yes, you can do it in English. These people monitor their replies, on Twitter especially. It’s how their bureaucracy works, they are interested in engagement...

1. Use superstitions like:

“Hellfire is getting closer” [Ад близок]

“You are cursed. And you know it.” [Ребята, вы давно прокляты. И вы это отлично знаете]...

Make sure to impart a sense of doom. They feel it already. It’s why many are hysterical online.

2. Remind them of superior Americans and other Westerners. Russian officials hate them and are envious of them.

3. Vague allegations of illegal deeds. Almost everyone in the Russian government is breaking some kind of law. Mess with their minds accordingly:

“We’re all aware of your past. Think you’ll escape purges when Russia inevitably loses this war?” [Человеку с вашим прошлым пора рвать когти из России нах, а не чирикать о Русском мире - ведь придут же за вами, свои же]

“You think you can hide your dirty money for long or nah?” [Скажите, а ваши активы, ну, те самые, долго еще будут оставаться вашими?]

“You do a lot of talking for someone whose arrest in inevitable.” [Ох, смиряйтесь, учите классику шансона, готовьтесь к чифиру и параше, с вашей-то биографией.]

4. Use their homophobia against them

5. Hammer home their losses. Even by the most conservative estimates, Russian losses in Ukraine have been staggering. A reckoning is coming. Russian officials already feel it.

6. Remind them of places they’ll never visit. (Sanctions and travel bans). Their kids are already in their faces about this, I guarantee it.

Russian officials deserve this. They deserve much more than this, frankly.

[bagster]

He has screwed them over well and truly.

He has screwed the deep state over well and truly. I can see why your butt hurts, derpy.

[fieldmarshaldj]

These Globalist warmongering Sorosbot trolls need to be zotted en masse.

[redcatcherb412]

Central Tranny Agency recruiting poster.

Any foreign fear of this agency has been erased with this swill.

[PIF]

Calm down, Saruman.
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Why? You compared CIA, I compared Orc propagandists. Does that upset you?

PS: the word ‘Orc’ applies to the Mongols who invaded Europe in the 13th century, not LOTR.

[exinnj]

Again, we are treated to an intellectually stimulating discussion on FR between kiriyandit and JonPreston, whoever the hell they are. Two trolls in one room in Yasenevo…

[JonPreston]

Hush, you NJ Neocon

[MercyFlush]

Same thing with me. Which is why I started my blog.

[NetAddicted]

Thanks. I wondered how they were going to use their ‘homophobia’ against them. Thanks for your reality check.

[bagster]

Why? You compared CIA, I compared Orc propagandists. Does that upset you?

Upset me? Well, I guess it does upset me that the CIA has manipulated public opinion for decades by infiltrating journalism and the internet and has propagandist moles like you all over it spewing their lies.

My tax dollars are going for the destruction of my country. Its enough to piss off the Pope, dontcha' think?

the word ‘Orc’ applies to the Mongols who invaded Europe in the 13th century, not LOTR.

The word 'Orc' has everything to do with Lord of the Rings, Deep State man, and you know it. Stop trying to baffle the mob with your so-called 'expertise' of history and your false comparisons and dopey analogies. No offense.

[PIF]

Sorry, but Orc is what the Mongols were called. If you don’t like it, too bad.

I’ve found that the people who dislike the word ‘Orc’ are invariably Pootie lovers and freely use various key words that give away their game. Like CIA, Deep State, Nazi, etc.

[MotorCityBuck]

+1
And juvenile.

[bagster]

and freely use various key words that give away their game. Like CIA, Deep State, Nazi, etc.

You mean key words like 'Orc'?

The game is that deep state agents, such as yourself, are selling the Deep State line that Ukraine a bunch of innocent Hobbits being attacked by Orcs. You people have always sought to dehumanize those you want us to believe are the enemy.

Your game is as old as time, Biden-bot.

[David Chase]

Hey! I just made this. Pretty good, uh?

[bagster]

Notes:

The text is too big. Think about another font and color. Nobody wants to see your dumb name on a meme.

The message is good, now concentrate on presentation.

[Pollster1]

"And they wash their balls with ice water."

So do some of our top female athletes and scientists.

[PIF]

You like some others I thought were good people now turn out to be Pootie lovers and lovers of Orc genocide in the Ukraine.

You people just do not read much history or you would not be saying such things. You imagine that history buff Tolkien pulled the word ‘Orc’ out of his hat?

FSB propagandist people love to get upset when they are called out, and it seems you are very much upset. Maybe you do not like the import of the article? Maybe it hits home?

So in the end you resort to name calling because you’ve got nothing better.

Buh By

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Sorry, but Orc is what the Mongols were called. If you don’t like it, too bad.

No they weren't, and I challenge you to show any source calling Mongols "Orcs" prior to the LOTR books. The closest you'll come is Tolkien (who based the word on an old Anglo-Saxon word for goblin) writing in a letter in the 1950s that orcs are “squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types.”

Now it is true that Mongols have picked up the term themselves since the movies, using it to basically call a fellow Mongol a redneck.

[David Chase]

Thanks.

Hope all is well with you.

[bagster]

You like some others I thought were good people now turn out to be Pootie lovers and lovers of Orc genocide in the Ukraine....So in the end you resort to name calling because you’ve got nothing better.

So now, according to you, the man who disapproves of 'name calling', I'm a 'bad person'. And you continue to label an entire nation of people 'Orcs' in an attempt to dehumanize them, turn them into monsters and the enemy, and psych the sheep into a war footing. So what else is new?

FSB propagandist people love to get upset when they are called out, and it seems you are very much upset. Maybe you do not like the import of the article? Maybe it hits home? Buh by.

It is the way of the internet that when Deep State propagandists, government shills, Biden suck-boys, Hillary-bots, and Soros suckers are identified, they kick rocks.

Americans are on to you peoples' tactics.

[SecAmndmt]

It illustrates once again that liberals stink at making memes.