Posted on 05/15/2023 7:06:43 AM PDT by george76
REHOBOTH, DE — Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.
Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."
Biden's accomplishments over the past week ranged from staring blankly at members of the press corps while they shouted questions, reading reporters' questions to them from cards he'd been given in advance, sharing folksy anecdotes about how much his dad loved the gays back in 19-dickety-2, and telling people without legs not to jump. Sources close to the president said they haven't seen him this energetic since a shampoo factory opened down the street from his beach house. "It's remarkable," a presidential aide remarked. "He started working after lunch, then plowed right through his post-lunch nap. One day he worked all the way to 2:30! The guy's a machine."
At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.
🚨 HUGE overcrowding at the processing center for illegal immigrants in El Paso, Texas….
Wake up people, it’s an invasion! 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Fopc4rfR4T— 🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 (@KCPayTreeIt) May 15, 2023
The Delaware dummy tired out from all his stuttering.
Insurrection at the border.
Ya mean hiding out in the basement with Hunter doesn’t count as work? /sarc
Once again The Bee crosses the line.......into REALITY. 😏
It would be funny, if it wasn’t true.
Meanwhile the press continues to ignore what is right in front of them, a demented person as President who is literally incapable of handling unscripted press questions.
He has no idea what his handlers are doing.
Agree the party leaders keep a tight leash on him at all times he get his 3x5 instruction card daily.
Jill explains it to him for an hour before the speech.
Looking at what’s happening to USA and Americans, Would we really want him to work more?
rectumosis, worst case the doctor’s ee.r seen,since....
Poor baby !!!
Yep
Love the Bee...thanks for the laugh...
Arm yourselves.
All military-aged males.
Protect your family and property, because the government is not interested in the slightest.
Yes. Not a one in that crowd who looked female.
(I wonder how many ‘trans’ people are in these groups; and if there are trans women, are they being housed with actual women?)
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