Posted on 11/26/2023 7:41:37 AM PST by Navy Patriot
BETHESDA, MD — In an astonishing Black Friday sale, Lockheed Martin is now offering to equip 2 wars for the price of 1.
"We've NEVER slashed our prices this low!" said Lockheed CEO James Taiclet in a public press conference announcing the once-in-a-lifetime event. "War in Ukraine! War in Israel! War in China! It doesn't matter! For today only, we will provide two wars-worth of death-dealing equipment to the government for the price of only one! We could fund 2 wars! 4 wars! Even 6 wars! With prices this low, we'd be foolish not to!"
Sources confirmed defense contractors Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, and General Dynamics have followed suit with similar offers for Black Friday only. The Department of Defense is being advised to stock up on drones, hellfire missiles, space lasers, and other necessary equipment to be sent to rogue governments, terrorist organizations, and corrupt oligarchs around the world to help them make war for the benefit of the military-industrial complex.
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“His And Hers Wars...”
The Bee never disappoints!
If you’ve never seen the satire “Deal of the Century”, you should.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FtaM8qflrs
More stinging sarcasm from the Bee
“In Incredible Black Friday Sale, Lockheed Martin Offering 2 Wars For Price Of 1”
Does that offer include nukes?
They’re rioting in Northern Virginia trying to get their hands on it.
The Biden Department of Defense gladly stepped up to the plate and is now
stocking up on drones, hellfire missiles, space lasers, and other necessary equipment.
Biden is sending the US mfg armaments to Ukraine, to other rogue governments,
terrorist organizations, and corrupt oligarchs around the world.
Biden is anxious to help foreign govts and groups wage
war for the benefit of the military-industrial complex.
Biden instructed the DOD to send him 10% of the income,
as he signed a bill to confiscate arms from law-abiding Americans.
Vaguely remember seeing it in the theater.
😂😄😆
Funny stuff!
“War? What is it good for? Free war! Huh!”
With Chevy Chase? I think I saw that a long time ago. I need to see it again since I kind of worked in the biz after that.
That’s the one. They used to run it in heavy rotation on HBO in the mid ‘80s. Probably saw it dozens of times then. Thought it was a tad pinko at the time as a Reagan yoot, but later saw it as a brutal on-the-mark satire of the arms industry. If anything, it’s probably even more timely today with all these (endless) warmongering globalist types.
Could you tell me more about the Presidential rebate program? Can you deliver the cash to Hunter instead of a traceable check to the White House?
“Take the deal!” - Lindsey Graham
“This administration is economically illiterate, that’s why they havent jumped on these great savings” - Nikki Birdbrain Haley
Lockmart for short.
Now THAT's funny. Sad too. but FUNNY!
Hey, keeps my retirement check coming in......
Hence, your screen name?
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