Posted on 03/21/2024 6:52:23 PM PDT by packagingguy
Former President Donald Trump successfully had President Biden evicted from the White House Thursday after successfully sneaking back into the White House and invoking Squatters Rights.
"Surprise!" Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. "It's me, your favorite squatter. Now get out, Sleepy Joe! I live here now. Don't worry, I will fix the country while you're gone, because you're doing a terrible job, frankly."
Biden's Secret Service detail was powerless to stop Trump. "Sir, he's got Squatter's Rights. We can't do anything due to his airtight legal squatter immunity."
"We're sorry, you have to go, President Biden."
Though Biden is expected to challenge Trump's unwelcome possession of the White House, legal experts suggest it is unlikely to succeed.
"Squatters are people too," said DC District Attorney Fran Wallace. "Frankly, I'm offended President Biden would suggest otherwise."
"Squatter's rights are human rights!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
How long before some liberal source, like Snopes, *fact checks* this?
This would make an excellent SNL skit, if done right.
Yep.
Bee hits another one out of the ballpark.
The Bee at its best: “9 Times Trump Clearly Called For Bloodshed”
If you actually agree with any of Trump’s terrifying statements
listed here, then you are already on an FBI no-fly “watch list.”
<><>he told an actor to “break a leg”
<><>Wishing pain and suffering on a true-blue Hollywood entertainer is no laughing matter.
<><>said Mar-a-Lago’s chocolate cake was “to die for” code for fanatical followers to die for MAGA.
<><>said he was going to “crush the competition”
<><>inhumanely announcing plans to kill his competitors.
<><>told Kevin McAllister in Home Alone 2 that hotel lobby was “down the hall and to the left”
<><> Clearly code for all-out genocide against the political left.
<><>said the NY Jets were “getting slaughtered”
<><> cravenly planning to murder the team.
<><>he said “Make America Great Again”: harkens back to times of great bloodshed.
<><>told Melania she looked “drop-dead gorgeous”: and Stormy thinks she’s get problems.
<><>he told an actor to “break a leg”
<><>Wishing pain and suffering on a true-blue Hollywood entertainer is no laughing matter.
<><>said Mar-a-Lago’s chocolate cake was “to die for” code for fanatical followers to die for MAGA.
<>said he was going to “crush the competition”
<><>inhumanely announcing plans to kill his competitors.
<><>told Kevin McAllister in Home Alone 2 that hotel lobby was “down the hall and to the left” <><> Clearly code for all-out genocide against the political left. <><>said the NY Jets were “getting slaughtered” <><> cravenly planning to murder the team. <><>he said “Make America Great Again”: harkens back to times of great bloodshed.
<><>told Melania she looked “drop-dead gorgeous”: and Stormy thinks she’s get problems.
Forwarding to Joe and Mika and the sycophants... and MSNBC;s hysterical bimbos.... and pretentious 'men'....
He could sneak in while Plugs is out wandering around the grounds, wondering where all the children are…
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I could see it
Yes it would! The Bee does do videos but they haven’t done one for this that I know of.
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