Posted on 05/02/2024 7:41:02 PM PDT by bimboeruption
A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee.
As the Smoking Gun reported, 20-year-old Khanye Edrayieze Medley was arrested on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly got into a verbal altercation with his sister, who he lives with, that turned physical in a most unusual way.
The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and left debris on her shoulders.
Here is the affidavit: Credit; The Smoking Gun
The chicken Medley used in the attack was reportedly from Church’s Texas Chicken, which has a location close to their residence.
When questioned by police, Medley allegedly confessed to throwing two pieces of chicken at his sister.
When asked why he launched the bizarre attack, Medley reportedly replied he did it because “he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him, so he became upset.” He actually used the hunger defense as an excuse for his actions.
Yahoo News reports Medley was released from Pinellas County jail the next day on recognizance.
This is not Medley’s first run-in with the law or his first alleged assault on his sister. The Smoking Gun reveals that earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, slamming a door on her arm, and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”
The State Attorney declined to press charges against Medley after Medley’s sister said she did not want him prosecuted.
Is that a sister or a brother?
She has such a pleasant, caring face.
Oh wait, is that beard on the bottom of the chin?
Gak~
Foghorn Leghorn would have something to say about this.
I say, I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Either way, he/she loved his momma. Went to church every day.
I’m gonna have to go with Original Recipe on full auto
And mashed taters and gravy too
Oh wait, it’s Church’s?
That is the brother , he look like a man, a orange man, orange man bad.
Misappropriated “Red” hair. Misdemeanor or felony?
There should be a florida man ping list if there
isn’t one already. It will probably be a high volume
one.
I never heard of Church’s before. Sounds like it should be a Southern chain. The only ones near me are KFC, Chick-Fil-A, and Popeye’s.
You’ll know they’re the d United Nations Fried Chicken Peacekeepers by the chicken foot patch they wear. (Peace symbol)
Looks like you can still go full auto chicken with mash potatoes and gravy. Lock and load!
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD THROW CHICKEN AT ME WHEN THEY’RE ANGRY.
Edrayieze
how do you even pronounce that?
Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉!!!
I don’t understand the issue here, if he threw a watermelon at his sister then I can a problem with that but chicken, other than the chicken no one has ever been hurt from throwing chicken at them
The only parts anyone ever threw at me were backs and necks.
Seems like this was hinted at in Chris Rock’s “big piece of chicken” stand-up comedy bit.
Biting his sister?
Is he a möose? That bite could be nastï.
It’s a clear case of a salt and chicken battery with intent to stain fabrics.
She should sue and take him to the dry cleaners.
Especially those assault drumsticks.
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