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Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 1, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9

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To: Junior

Funny, same thing happened to me but I decided to see if you were going to find it on your own. You never disappoint!


41 posted on 12/01/2004 6:45:57 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: gridlock

I don't think so. That was dealt with initially in Star Trek years ago. It is the crassness and inappropriateness of both incidents which make my nose crinkle.


42 posted on 12/01/2004 6:46:07 AM PST by technochick99
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To: zygoat; sauropod
He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. :D

43 posted on 12/01/2004 6:48:06 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Calico Cat

This is actually one of his more wholesome pieces.


44 posted on 12/01/2004 6:48:27 AM PST by cyncooper
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To: presidio9
this is a road that leads, ... toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets.

Oh yeah, that's what everybody wants, they should put that in the DNC platform, print T-shirts and snazzy bumper stickers of it, make it their top issue in '08.

45 posted on 12/01/2004 6:48:30 AM PST by Brett66 (W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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To: steve8714

Funny you said "Miss Morford". He probably does the catchin' on his 'team'.


46 posted on 12/01/2004 6:50:30 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!!!)
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To: presidio9

This is great!

Many Utopian revolutions start with fantasies of free sex (which used to be called free love). Even the Russian Revolution advocated this at the beginning -- and then they found that none of the Young Komsomols were settling down and breeding more Young Pioneers, and discipline was very slack. A few words from Lenin, and suddenly things got very strict. Freedom of any kind had a very short run in the USSR. Still, the USSR was the first country to legalize abortion (1920), and to this day Russia has more abortions than live births. It is a very sick society. That is why I keep telling you all: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER trust the Russians!

We still have a chance to save our society -- and San Francisco and similar areas have a great chance to destroy theirs.

What most amuses me about liberals is their media-induced belief that their opponents are up-tight and unhappy. Actually, all you need to do is compare postings on various different websites, and you will observe that the conservative sites are more confident, humorous, and at the same time serious. The liberals are paranoid, degenerate, and have trouble making or understanding a joke. Paradoxically, that is what makes them so funny. They are so totally unrealistic, it is very sad -- but at the same time one cannot resist the laughter engendered by witnessing true looniness.


47 posted on 12/01/2004 6:51:06 AM PST by docbnj
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To: presidio9

"It is never easy. Americans must often be dragged, kicking and screaming, into the future"

Ah, The devil himself telling us exactly what his sexual plans are for our children! Great balls of fire, what is that I see coming from the Heavens?


48 posted on 12/01/2004 6:51:16 AM PST by Esther Ruth
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To: gridlock

No.

It didn't even occur to me in either scenario. I heard a discussion on cable recently about the MNF incident and they brought up the interracial aspect of the intro and I thought "Oh, yeah, I hadn't noticed".

Really.

What had people upset was the explicit sexuality. It wasn't Janet's breast being exposed, I always point out. It was Timberlake's aggressive exposure of it and the whole routine leading up to him stripping her.

Same with the MNF skit being sexually explicit.

No, I'm sorry, but race has nothing to do with it. Most of us didn't even take notice of that part.


49 posted on 12/01/2004 6:52:35 AM PST by cyncooper
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To: presidio9
I know that this guy writes in a deliberately over the top style, that's okay. I know that he is a major perv, that's okay. But asserting the Christians and conservatives have inferior sexual is just WRONG!

Every study I've ever seen on the subject repeatedly highlights the fact that married Christian women have the BEST time in bed, followed by married Christian men, followed by conservatives in general, etc.

I assume that single liberals (however kinky) are dragging along at the rear (no pun intended).
50 posted on 12/01/2004 6:53:00 AM PST by Gingersnap
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To: speed_addiction
In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

Accepting the award for the "Frog Doesn't Realize It Is Cooked" Award...

Seriously, listen to the contempt and hatred in Morford's line, all from the people who have spent fifty years preaching "tolerance" to us, at least that we should tolerate every deviant thing they come up with. It is oh so true that to these people, their sexuality is EVERYTHING they are...it pervades every thought, word, and deed. If you disagree with the practice on a religious or moral ground, you are no longer given their tolerance, because to disapprove of this thing they do is to them to disapprove of their core...it is everything they are. And then they no longer tolerate YOU, you Midwestern, cave-dwelling, stupid, confused Republican voter!

51 posted on 12/01/2004 6:53:32 AM PST by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: presidio9
Every time I read ome of Morford's articles I feel like I need to take a shower. This guy is just plain creepy!

The central theme behind all of his opinions seems to be that he's mortally afraid that some mean old Bush supporter is going to make him stop having gay sex.

Hey Marky! You'd be surprised how many of us don't really give a rat's ass about your personal sexual preferences or what you do with other men down at the waterfront late Saturday nights.

Ya creep me out anyway. I think you should be bombarded with lots of detailed descriptions of the joys of heterosex, and Ozzie and Harriet lifestyles, just so you'd understand how your opinions ring with normal people.

We KNOW you are a freak! You don't have to tell us about it every day.

52 posted on 12/01/2004 6:59:47 AM PST by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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To: presidio9
. . . and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

Only if they are two hot lesbians. No butch girls and NO gay guys. We Kentuckians are VERY selective in the types of immorality we allow. LOL

53 posted on 12/01/2004 7:00:41 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: gridlock
That wasn't what bothered me.

But now that you mention it, I do have to wonder why the perpetrators of both incidents, white and black, were so willing to play into outdated miscegenation stereotypes. Justin Timberlake, white boy, takin' what he wants from a black woman, isn't that nice and original. And Nicolette Sheridan might as well have said "Pleasure me, Mandingo!" to that ballplayer whose name escapes me.

That is pretty sick, but on the part of the performers---not the people who objected to the performance.

54 posted on 12/01/2004 7:01:55 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Gingersnap
Every study I've ever seen on the subject repeatedly highlights the fact that married Christian women have the BEST time in bed...

Morford would claim that is because their expectations are so low. ;)

55 posted on 12/01/2004 7:03:29 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: Semper Paratus

He's probably into kinkier things: like having sex with dogs, cats, rabbits, chickens, etc.


56 posted on 12/01/2004 7:04:40 AM PST by JesseHousman
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

"Only if they are two hot lesbians. No butch girls and NO gay guys. We Kentuckians are VERY selective in the types of immorality we allow. LOL"

An unusually tall Korean/American stripper once expressed interest in having a threesome with my girlfriend and I. I was very intrigued.

A short, fat and very drunk Trailer Park type proposed the same thing, I was very offended.

It is all in the packaging I guess. :)


57 posted on 12/01/2004 7:04:40 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: cyncooper
No, I'm sorry, but race has nothing to do with it. Most of us didn't even take notice of that part.

The older I get, the more I admire (flawed but human) Martin Luther King. I too dream of a color-blind society where every person is judged upon the contents of his heart and head. What a shame that what passes for black leaders today are more racist than the Klan, and won't let America forget about racism, which I honestly think we could if they would spend more time acting like Bill Cosby and encouraging their people to act responsibly, get a good education, and act like families.

Ghandi freed his people from British oppression not by whining about how oppressed they were and that they could never achive, but by encouraging them to be responsible humans that impressed the British and shamed them into acting responsibly towards them. I think we would be a color-blind society today if black "leaders" did the same to their followers, rather than blaming everything on everybody else. I have observed far more black racists in my forty-plus years than I have seen white racists.

There was a radio personality a few years ago who was being beaten up over the "Reparations" movement. He made the following statement: "I will give you and your friends a thousand dollars each for every day you have been a slave, and a thousand dollars each for every day I have ever owned slaves."

I dream of the day MLK dreamed of.

58 posted on 12/01/2004 7:05:02 AM PST by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: presidio9
free vibrators for teenage girls

So he's a pervert AND a communist.

59 posted on 12/01/2004 7:06:06 AM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: gridlock
It is interesting to me that both the "Nipplegate" incident and the MNF imbroglio involved inter-racial sexual innuendo. Is this what has people so upset?

I don't think so. My hubby is far from a prude and he was watching the half-time show with the kids (11/12) when he saw it. I think that the part that he wasn't pleased about was that there was no opportunity to do *anything* to prevent them seeing a stripshow. The kids were more shocked and scandalized than we were and it bugged him that now we had to have a "talk" with the kids when there should've been no need.

And all that from an ultra-nonreligious agnostic who just loves his kids.

60 posted on 12/01/2004 7:06:29 AM PST by Marie (~shhhhh...~ The liberals are sleeping....)
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