Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 1, 2004 | Mark Morford

[DanTheAdmin]

OH, Markie - I love her hissy fits.

[speed_addiction]

Ha! What a sad, pathetic (pardon my pun) fuhk! I am sure it would completely chap his hide to know that I have an incredibly satisfying relationship with my girlfriend (a black Beyonce/Halle Barry type) and to top it all off she is a liberal Democrat! Yes, a gorgeous, green eyed lightskinned, liberal black woman is in a long term relationship with a Freeper!

When I outted myself as a Freeper on DU after 2000+ posts I made sure to mention her. The outrage from them was incredible!

[LanPB01]

When someone finds these hot lesbians kissing on the streets in Kentucky . . . Ping me.

[Dalite]

Another forest to tree ratio study....

This guy seems very adept in pointing out the effects and ignoring the cause.

All societies in decay, decay before they fall. History is a continuing story of one civilization after another that has lost their moral footing and declined intro decadence.

This guy is chronicling a small battle, and isn't even aware of being in the midst of a cultural war.

I hope he continues to bang his chest into obscurity with more of this drivel.

Every one should be afforded the right to proclaim their lack of understanding of reality via the written word.

Another Dim with an assault word processor.

[Mr. Jeeves]

That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions. ;)

[Mike Bates]

I know someone who stopped taking his meds. . .

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[WashingtonSource]

Miss Morford is a sociopath and a psychopath, for starters. She can't write her way out of a paper bag without using three score cliches in a single column. Her presence as a 'columnist' at the SF Chronicle is proof positive and conclusive that the mainstream media is dead.

[kezekiel]

Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

This guy writes like a pretentious high schooler. Way to go, Chronicle. Your standards are falling down to the level of the Guardian.

[steve8714]

Miss Morford as usual uses "kinky" as a synonym for "unnatural", which it is not.

[Calico Cat]

Well. I've never read this fruit Morford's work before, and I won't again. What a pretentious little bore.

[zygoat]

Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends.

[speed_addiction]

"That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions." ;)

Oh it was. This is when they were having their Nov. 3rd post election meltdown. I had been posting as the rabid, America hating liberal you ever saw. Even my girlfriend (liberal as she is) would laugh at how over the top I was.
I used the username "Marvelous Smarty" over there and when I came out, alot of the posts were in the "Et tu, Mavelous Smarty? Et tu?" vein. I had a ball as Marvelous Smarty and I may just sign up again (I have been tombstoned since) and play around with this whole "Election Fraud/John Kerry will be innaugurated" stuff.

[Junior]

Saw this thread and immediately thought of you.

[Apercu]

The San Andreas fault is like the perforation on a graham cracker - one of these days, and it may be soon, God is going to say "ENOUGH!!" and break off the "kinky" part of California into the Pacific Ocean.

[presidio9]

Yoo-hoo!

[speed_addiction]

"Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends."

That was fun, though I had to shower for hours afterward.

[gridlock]

It is interesting to me that both the "Nipplegate" incident and the MNF imbroglio involved inter-racial sexual innuendo. Is this what has people so upset?

[SirLurkedalot]

So that was my first orgy huh? Cool.

[Constitution Day]

Uranus remains mystery despite new discoveries

[cyncooper]

Sooooooo, is sex supposed to be spiritually illuminating and "revelatory" or "no big deal".

As usual, the left is all over the map.

Covering all their bases, as it were...

LOL