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Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 1, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9

Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.

Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?

And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.

Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


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To: presidio9
OH, Markie - I love her hissy fits.


21 posted on 12/01/2004 6:26:01 AM PST by DanTheAdmin (A blue man in a red state...)
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To: presidio9

Ha! What a sad, pathetic (pardon my pun) fuhk! I am sure it would completely chap his hide to know that I have an incredibly satisfying relationship with my girlfriend (a black Beyonce/Halle Barry type) and to top it all off she is a liberal Democrat! Yes, a gorgeous, green eyed lightskinned, liberal black woman is in a long term relationship with a Freeper!

When I outted myself as a Freeper on DU after 2000+ posts I made sure to mention her. The outrage from them was incredible!


22 posted on 12/01/2004 6:26:14 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: presidio9

When someone finds these hot lesbians kissing on the streets in Kentucky . . . Ping me.


23 posted on 12/01/2004 6:27:00 AM PST by LanPB01
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To: presidio9
Another forest to tree ratio study....

This guy seems very adept in pointing out the effects and ignoring the cause.

All societies in decay, decay before they fall. History is a continuing story of one civilization after another that has lost their moral footing and declined intro decadence.

This guy is chronicling a small battle, and isn't even aware of being in the midst of a cultural war.

I hope he continues to bang his chest into obscurity with more of this drivel.

Every one should be afforded the right to proclaim their lack of understanding of reality via the written word.

Another Dim with an assault word processor.
24 posted on 12/01/2004 6:27:47 AM PST by Dalite (If PRO is the opposite of CON, What is the opposite of PROgress? Go Figure....)
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To: speed_addiction

That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions. ;)


25 posted on 12/01/2004 6:29:25 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves
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To: presidio9
I know someone who stopped taking his meds. . .

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

26 posted on 12/01/2004 6:31:30 AM PST by Mike Bates (If you've been very, very good, Santa may leave a copy of my book under your tree.)
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To: presidio9

Miss Morford is a sociopath and a psychopath, for starters. She can't write her way out of a paper bag without using three score cliches in a single column. Her presence as a 'columnist' at the SF Chronicle is proof positive and conclusive that the mainstream media is dead.


27 posted on 12/01/2004 6:31:32 AM PST by WashingtonSource (Freedom is not free.)
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To: presidio9
Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

This guy writes like a pretentious high schooler. Way to go, Chronicle. Your standards are falling down to the level of the Guardian.

28 posted on 12/01/2004 6:31:39 AM PST by kezekiel
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To: SirLurkedalot

Miss Morford as usual uses "kinky" as a synonym for "unnatural", which it is not.


29 posted on 12/01/2004 6:31:44 AM PST by steve8714 (Urban sprawl and citizens' guns will save this country.)
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To: presidio9

Well. I've never read this fruit Morford's work before, and I won't again. What a pretentious little bore.


30 posted on 12/01/2004 6:36:02 AM PST by Calico Cat (the simplest solution is usually the correct one)
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To: presidio9

Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends.


31 posted on 12/01/2004 6:38:00 AM PST by zygoat
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To: Mr. Jeeves

"That must have been funny. You should post some of their reactions." ;)

Oh it was. This is when they were having their Nov. 3rd post election meltdown. I had been posting as the rabid, America hating liberal you ever saw. Even my girlfriend (liberal as she is) would laugh at how over the top I was.
I used the username "Marvelous Smarty" over there and when I came out, alot of the posts were in the "Et tu, Mavelous Smarty? Et tu?" vein. I had a ball as Marvelous Smarty and I may just sign up again (I have been tombstoned since) and play around with this whole "Election Fraud/John Kerry will be innaugurated" stuff.


32 posted on 12/01/2004 6:38:56 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: cjshapi

Saw this thread and immediately thought of you.


33 posted on 12/01/2004 6:38:58 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: presidio9
The San Andreas fault is like the perforation on a graham cracker - one of these days, and it may be soon, God is going to say "ENOUGH!!" and break off the "kinky" part of California into the Pacific Ocean.
34 posted on 12/01/2004 6:39:44 AM PST by Apercu ("Rep ipsa loquitor")
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To: Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; MikalM; Skooz; Grampa Dave

Yoo-hoo!

35 posted on 12/01/2004 6:39:56 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: zygoat

"Markiepoo has it all wrong. Isn't group sex considered kind of kinky? He must of missed it last month when 62 million of us screwed the entire democrat party and their euroPEON friends."

That was fun, though I had to shower for hours afterward.


36 posted on 12/01/2004 6:40:18 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: presidio9
It is interesting to me that both the "Nipplegate" incident and the MNF imbroglio involved inter-racial sexual innuendo. Is this what has people so upset?
37 posted on 12/01/2004 6:42:08 AM PST by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: zygoat

So that was my first orgy huh? Cool.


38 posted on 12/01/2004 6:44:05 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!!!)
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To: presidio9
Uranus remains mystery despite new discoveries
39 posted on 12/01/2004 6:44:12 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: presidio9

Sooooooo, is sex supposed to be spiritually illuminating and "revelatory" or "no big deal".

As usual, the left is all over the map.

Covering all their bases, as it were...

LOL


40 posted on 12/01/2004 6:45:36 AM PST by cyncooper
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