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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Monkey Face

It's a grasshopper.


15,761 posted on 03/16/2005 11:52:34 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!
Been wandering around.


15,762 posted on 03/16/2005 11:53:07 AM PST by Darksheare (I need to keep painting my wall red or the thing living in it will get out and get us all.)
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To: BJClinton

You should do that more often! Wake a few epople up!

;o]


15,763 posted on 03/16/2005 11:53:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!

Thanks. Is he like, the seagulls in Salt Lake City?


15,764 posted on 03/16/2005 11:54:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Darksheare

Howdy!

Wassup? You strangling any words, lately?


15,765 posted on 03/16/2005 11:54:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh yeah, typos galore and worse.
*chuckle*


15,766 posted on 03/16/2005 11:55:49 AM PST by Darksheare (I need to keep painting my wall red or the thing living in it will get out and get us all.)
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To: cyborg

I should hope the last post is still a long way away!

Then we can start the Son Of The Undead Thread!

LOL!


15,767 posted on 03/16/2005 11:56:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Monkey Face
St. Urho drove the grasshoppers out of Finland. Here's the plaque:


15,768 posted on 03/16/2005 12:01:20 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Iran Azadi || Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?)
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To: Darksheare

The Typso King? (from "Tommy"...?)


15,769 posted on 03/16/2005 12:02:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yuppers!

"I brign you... TYPOS!"


15,770 posted on 03/16/2005 12:04:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I need to keep painting my wall red or the thing living in it will get out and get us all.)
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To: Monkey Face

We're all great. How are you other than getting comments removed? ; )


15,771 posted on 03/16/2005 12:04:07 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Okay, you evolved. I was created. Get used to it.)
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To: sionnsar

Cool. Yet another excuse to party down!


15,772 posted on 03/16/2005 12:05:22 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: sionnsar

Cool!

Yah, that's like the crickets. Except the seagulls ate 'em, then spit 'em in the Lake and came back for more. Saved the crops that way.


15,773 posted on 03/16/2005 12:06:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

You've been peeking!

I'm still a little disgruntled about it, but I guess it's better than being banned or suspended.

LOL!

I think I need to stay here where I'm at least TOLERATED!

*snort*


15,774 posted on 03/16/2005 12:08:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: Monkey Face
The Admin Moderator addressed you and me and pulled your comment. I privately asked which of my jerky comments was in question, and never got a reply. You posted 522 (pulled) and I posted 523 (not pulled), but I was on the thread at #3. My curiosity will go unfulfilled.
15,775 posted on 03/16/2005 12:14:48 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Okay, you evolved. I was created. Get used to it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Seagulls and mormon crickets...one of the great founding stories of Deseret....




IGNORE ALL THE BELOW IF YOU WANT.

BEGINNING OF RANT:

I have had to spend the last three days going to a smoking cessation class with my stupid 16 year old who got caught with one last cigarette that he was carrying around to prove to himself that he could quit smoking (which he has done) and who changed girlfriends again, which means he now listens to a whole different type of music (this time hiphop, which I absolutely hate) and I want to run away from home, except I would have to take my husband with me and he won't go!

END OF RANT
________

Hope everybody else is doing better than I am. It's supposed to rain and snow tomorrow, and get down to 19 degrees.

Life is interesting.


15,776 posted on 03/16/2005 12:18:14 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Conspiracy Guy

LOL!
Check out this handle:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=200242

As the old Zot thread sayeth "Fear of zot is the beginning of wisdom."


15,777 posted on 03/16/2005 12:20:13 PM PST by Darksheare (I need to keep painting my wall red or the thing living in it will get out and get us all.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I was having a lot of trouble with that guy, and just never quite got to say what I wanted. I was REALLY fighting to be nice!

And someone else got in there and got ugly, which is why you and I were "cautioned". It was a "personal" thing, I'm sure.


15,778 posted on 03/16/2005 12:20:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (And squashed the damn mosquito that bit her on the cheek.)
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To: TheBigB
I LOVE cheese! What a coincidence...
15,779 posted on 03/16/2005 12:20:47 PM PST by RedBeaconNY (The greatest mystery to man, is man himself.)
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To: Dead Corpse
Sorry for the slow retort. My dogs demanded attention.

Keeps me from smelling like a wet Silverback gorilla.

Are you commenting on body hair? )

15,780 posted on 03/16/2005 12:22:04 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
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