Posted on 01/25/2006 7:32:55 AM PST by SmithL
Oh no wait, make it "Osama butt pancake lube explosives yay." Or better yet, try "homemade nuke porn lollipop kiddie nipple bomb!!!" (Be sure to include extra exclamation points because as we all know, Dubya isn't the brightest of presidents and these will add zing and personality to your entry and make your search terms -- the very ones the Bush administration is right now subpoenaing the Google corporation to gain access to -- really stand out to the FBI and the Department of Justice, which are always in need of a little zing).
It shall be a mini-movement. It shall be called "Operation Screw With the DOJ and Make Lynne Cheney Squirm." It shall be a big national gigglefest as we watch George W. Bush's gummint work to force and coerce the search engines of the nation to turn over their massive logs of search terms, all in an effort to see what perverted and criminal-minded people like you are really searching for, and sure you can defend yourself and claim it's pictures of Brangelina or recipes for blood orange/vodka body shots or just what the hell is wrong with Samuel Alito to make him look so wan and malicious, when we all know you're really looking for, of course, massive amounts of porn. And so are your kids.
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And the next time San Francisco needs an Air Cap, we'll just say DoD is too busy helping FBI sort thru your little temper tantrum.
"Osama butt pancake lube explosives yay."
HAHHAHHAH
seriously, Echelon - still going strong.
Good headline, though.
Good reply.
At a dinner party the other night someone made a similar suggestion. Wouldn't it be fun if we spammed the NSA. I said, I wouldn't want to do anything that would help the terrorists. She was shocked for a minute and then said, oh, I hadn't thought of that. You're right. ditzy broad!!!
Good headline, though.
You're right.
Possibly the best I've seen here in 7 years.
Before 9-11 I would have agreed with her, 9-11 was the start of this war. And in war, police may demand "Your papers!".
That was almost as good as the one I was pinged to last nite that was titled "Scots Robert Burns' Night: Johnie Lad, Cock Up Your Beaver"
Let me know if you want in on that one!
The assignment was an article about the stainless steel core of a nuclear reactor in the first (experimental) cargo vessel with nuclear power. The core was built by a Baltimore firm. The ship was named the NC Savannah. The title was, "She Has a Heart of Stainless Steel."
There was also the title of an article in the National Enquirer that a graduate of Columbia Journalism School used also for his article in the Columbia Journalism Review which explained why he'd taken a job with the Enquirer. It was, "He Cut Out Her Heart and Stomped on It." (His real reason was that it paid twice as much as any other job he could get.)
Cheers.
Congressman Billybob
Latest column: "The 'Chocolate' Minds of Mayor Nagin and Senator Clinton"
Nut Bolts and Screws
Ultimately, they didn't run it, but the editor got a raise for thinking outside the proverbial box.
The following headline, as noted and republished in the Columbia Journalism Review, was assigned (internally) by an editor to the full text of one of Jimmy Carter's State of the Union Addresses. Unfortunately for the further employment of that editor, it got set in type and run as the "jump head" for that speech.
It was: "More Mush from the Wimp."
John / Billybob
The likelihood that such a blunt instrument will bag an actual terrorist is close to nil. However, the outcome will be a permanent ability for government to mine Google's database for any purpose, any time--and, thanks to things like gmail, to link searches to the actual individual performing them. Their "search history" feature is only a taste of the potential.
Sick Gloria Transits Monday
(groan!)
Wrong again. Have all ready used it to bag several terrorists including the lunatic that was going to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge during rush hour. Perhaps they Hysterics might reign in their emotions ONE time and actually learn some facts BEFORE launching into their paranoid delusionas about the Goveremnt. We ARE the Govt you idiots. ANYTHING the Govt does MAY be abused. Usuing YOUR hysteric "logic" we should do NOTHING EVER because it MIGHT some day be absued by a future Govt. That is childish insanity, NOT a rational response to terrorism. Grow up your paraonid maniacs. It is this kind of thinking that resulted in the Gorlic Wall being built prior to 9-11. GET over your 9-10 mindset before your rabid stupitiy gets more people killed!
Google data has not yet been provided to the feds. How can it have been used already for anything?
Perhaps they Hysterics might reign in their emotions ONE time...
Only one of us sounds hysterical.
We ARE the Govt you idiots.
I do not suffer from multiple personality disorder. I am at most one idiot. Your posting to me, but addressing some unknown group of people, looks like a symptom of hysteria to me.
Grow up your paraonid maniacs.
My paranoid maniacs are still seedlings. I can't decide whether to use them now as herbs, or to transplant them outside. They make nice border plantings. Do you have any advice for the growing of paranoid maniacs?
GET over your 9-10 mindset before your rabid stupitiy gets more people killed!
Lemme get this straight. Either Google plugs the feds into their database, or people are going to get killed. Who's calling who hysterical?
Nice you have feelings, please cease confusing them for facts.
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