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She's a spofessional prooner? let's see who gets it...

[Ronin]

You know... I bet I could make this work here in Japan. I’m often told by the Missus that I am a wonderful cuddly teddy bear. Lots of lonely ladies might enjoy drifting off to sleep next to my warm comfy belly. I even have a slogan already.

“Debu demo kimochii”

I wonder if I can talk my wife into letting me try it as a side business.