Posted on 02/16/2019 2:10:23 PM PST by Enterprise
Here's a skit that SNL won't produce. It's because they're chicken, but to me, it's comedy GOLD!
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He tells them that he was attacked. There were two white males. They threw bleach on him, put a noose around his neck and shouted "This is MAGA country."
The police investigate and in due time they have two people detained as possible suspects, and they want the victim to view a live lineup.
Positions 1,2,3,4 are white males wearing MAGA hats, and each man is holding a noose and a container of bleach. Positions 5 and 6 are two Nigerian males.
The victims studies the men and tells the police he's pretty sure the attackers are #2 and #5.
The police interview 2 and 5, and based on their answers they are released, and the police announce that they are detaining two other individuals.
The lineup is set up again, with positions 1,2,3,4 again being identical to the first lineup. Positions 5 and 6 are two Nigerian females. The victim studies the lineup and tells the police he's pretty sure the suspects are #3 and #6.
Actually, SNL has already done AOC skits before she was even elected. Check out the Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With skits.
She’s AOC with some very minor hair and makeup changes, adding some of AOC’s sillier mannerisms, and of course updating the scripts to be current events.
SNL will do whatever Hillary wants them to do, always remember that.
I received this earlier with the subject “Birth Of A Democrat.” Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9_y6lo8m0
They'll do that just as soon as they do one on Harvey Weinstein, that is, never. Before the 2020 election, Occasional Cortex will guest host the show.
The subway sandwich is funniest part of this. Despite the beating and supposed brawl, sandwich makes it home perfectly fine.
Them Subway sammiches can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.
The Windsor knot is a laugh riot all by itself! WTH? LOL!
Wow! I wonder how that turned out.
The suspect alleged more than than bleach and the noose. This SOB alleged they also physically assaulted him.
I’d charge that Smollett moron with the maximum penalties.
And it will be interesting if the scum in Hollywood put this lying AH back to work.
Not chicken. Biased.
Yup, he said he had a broken rib.
Broken ribs are extremely painful and make regular breathing painful.
To me, the funniest thing was the noose
being tied in a Windsor knot.
No Subway sandwiches were harmed during the production of this fantasy.
I think it would be funny to make Jussie into the racist.
You know he had to hire 2 foreign black men to play the part of a white Trump supporter. He’s interviewing people for the part and he’s saying he hates white people so much he can’t even hire them to play his attacker.
Or maybe the economy is so good he couldn’t even find a white guy to play the part. And had to outsource the role overseas.
Or have the police investigate him for a hate crime because he didn’t hire white guys to play the role of Trump Supporter/attacker.
My personal research indicates a subway sandwich wrapped in their plastic bag can survive a lynching. The cookies and chips, not so much.
Classic.
or alec baldwin who has assaulted other people 3 times in NY
His fans are idiots who don't care, and of course neither does Lorne. They don't care about Baldwin's various bigoted statements, either, obviously.
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