Reaching Out to the Other Side: From Right to Left

The Question Fairiy (Formerly "The Kerry Fairy") ^ | Nov. 8, 2004 | Becki Snow

[dandelion]

Indeed, another election has come and gone; the winner has once again been declared "Republican" and the loser has been declared "Democrat". Now is traditionally the time for the Right and the Left to come together, presumably out of mutual love for America. We on the Right have reached out in the past in an attempt to shore up the sagging walls of our venerable two-party system, viewing it as necessary to the Republic.

And so it is with deepest feeling that I reach out to the Democratic Left and say:

You Bastards.

It was not enough that you blamed us for the attackes of September 11th, 2001;

It was not enough that you fashioned a propaganda machine worthy of Goebbels, built upon the rotting corpse of the main-stream media;

It was not enough that you tried to engineer a return to power via one of the most Leftist, Communist, enemy-humping politicians of all time, John Kerry:

No, it was not enough for you to lie, to cheat, to hate, to take over The System. It was not enough for you to sell your souls to America's enemies so Osama Bin Laden might make a propaganda tape of his own built around the Democrat Party talking points. It was not enough for you to do everything humanly possible to destroy what you so sneeringly call "Jesusland" - a misnomer, since 70% of all Orthodox Jews voted Rightward. ( But excuse; that is the Anti-Semitism that dare not speak it's name - never mind that your own party operatives have spewed venom at the Jewish as if they were Satan himself. ) It is not enough for you to murder everything dear to mainstream, Mainstreet America.

Instead, after The Left has wretched forth tirade after rabid tirade of frothing invective, you feel the burning need to ask us to "reach out to the other side". You demand that we allow you to have power you did not rightfully earn so you could continue to destroy us by any means possible.

You want us to reach out to you? I'll reach out to you...

There has never been a more reprobate, corrupt, misanthropic, myopic, narcissistic, onanistic society than you, the Leftists of the Modern Age.

Your self-adulation leads you to deem yourself Gods, and drives you to deny us ours. You demand worship of your beliefs alone, and those who will not worship you or your beliefs are to be silenced.

Your inability to see beyond the tips of your own phalluses (or yonis, whichever you prefer) leads you to think only in terms of what might stop the swelling, and what you can't screw you destroy.

Your pathetically constant, insufferable yammering is a thinly disguised pyschological coping mechanism designed to compensate for the silence in your skulls resulting from a missing voice of inner conscience.

Your lack of compassion for the "little people" is only matched by your desire to create more - presumably to worship and support your ever-shriller calls to secular self-deity.

Your loathing of life is evident in your desire to destroy all that which does not think like you, act like you, vote like you - from the tiniest unborn babe to the disabled adult to the oldest "nonfeeder", your wish to crush out inconvenient life is overwhelming.

Your hatred of America is a diseased heart beating visibly beneath the bowed-out ribs of an emaciated, withered, ancient Marxism. Any minute, the Left could die, were it not for the fresh infusions of young blood you receive via the Media Machines you own.

Your constant need for rectal self-examination leads you to wonder why the Right didn't listen, when if you Leftists only pulled your head out of your collective *ss you might actually gain some perspective on the situation.

You want to know why I voted the way I did? What made me reject your Leftist agenda?

I reject you because you hate me and everything I hold dear.

Because of your unmitigated hatred of all I hold dear, I intend to see The Left die.

I intend to deny you my children, I intend to see you ground down to a nothing in the political landscape. I intend to vote, to make it count, and to see the Judiciary become the people's court rather than the Elitist institution you have made it.

I intend to shun your Media Propaganda Machines, and if that means they all go bankrupt, so be it. I will watch what I deem to be worthy of my money, and what is worthy of my time. If it involves discussion and debate, fine - if it involves invective and Leftist hate, no.

I intend to do everything humanly possible to ensure that no American Soldier ever has to die again because of Leftist politicians.

I intend to be there when the final thrashing death-thoes of the Left occur, and I can only pray that it will not take our once-proud Democrat party with it - but if it does, then I will not weep. It was your choice, not mine, to join with the Left, and so you must live with the consequences. When that glorious day finally comes, I shall greet it with dancing and a toast to your remains: that vile, charred heap of excrement known as the American Left.

And so, Leftists, I reach out to you - not with a hand of Friendship, but with a Declaration of War. Do not look to me and moan, you hypocrits; it is the same one you have handed to us over and over again.

May you receive this Declaration of War in the same spirit in which you gave it.

[wgeorge2001]

Amen. From your lips to God's ears and may the good Lord destroy the communist left before they destroy us.

[xcamel]

Damn.. I thought I was going to have to get the fire extinguisher to put out the flames shooting from my monitor

You nailed it - really, really hard. I may just have to memorize your post for future use.