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DUmmie FUnnies 01-09-06 (DUmmie Causes Democrat To Run Away From Crazed MIHOP Rant)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 9, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Try this experiment. Go up to a Democrat friend or relative who isn't totally far gone. Then tell them that on the biggest Democrat Web Forum the prevailing theory about what happened on 9-11 is something called MIHOP and then go into detail as to what the initials mean. Most likely the semi-normal Democrat will think you are either putting them on or grossly exaggerating in order to make Democrats look bad. Therefore the reaction of this "normal" Democrat to a DUmmie in this THREAD titled, "A MINOR rant for the day," is NOT surprising. He was FRIGHTENED by the bizarre 9-11 conspiracy theory promulgated by the DUmmie and hastened to get away from the source of the madness. Unfortunately for this Democrat and his fellow Democrats who still retain a few shreds of sanity, they will have even MORE confrontations with insane DUmmie conspiracy theories as time goes on. There is NO ESCAPING the MENTAL ILLNESS that has taken hold of the Democrat Party. Once upon a time, one could disagree with an Adlai Stevenson or a Hubert Humphrey but still not feel they were NUTS! However, today's Democrats live in the shadow of the likes of Howard Dean and the DUmmies. THERE IS NO ESCAPE! Yes, you might be embarrassed by the nutcases but in today's Democrat Party they are the hard core who run the show. As usual the DUmmies with both minor and major rants are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, handing out the butterfly nets to the Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

A MINOR rant for the day

[Let 'er rip!]

I was out working on my local petition for the city of Lakewood (CO). I saw a man wear a fabulous necklace that had Wes Clark’s name on it. I complimented him and we exchanged names. I said I was at the D/T Denver party for Wes when he through his hat into the ring for 2004, he said he was also. By this time I recognized him, doubt if he recognized me. He was very involved in the original Clark draft. He is hoping Clark will run again in 2008

We started talking about the implosion of the Republican Party and how the dems don’t seem to be benefiting from it. We were talking about how difficult it has been for the dems to position them selves after 9-11. (I knew better, but couldn’t resist) and I started talking about MIHOP>.I explained how in the history of the world steel buildings have never imploded and how it takes weeks to plant demolition to implode a building> How did they do this is a few hours? MIHOP.> He very quickly said he was running late and had to go…. and left!

What hope do we have to get the truth out if committed, involved loyal democrats don’t want to hear the truth?

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE your story!!! Yes, more semi-normal Democrats need to hear your wacko conspiracy theories. Perhaps it will drive even MORE folks out of the Democrat party. Oh, and I sincerely hope that you (or a fellow DUmmie) is a featured speaker at the next Democrat convention.]

I don't believe that bombs were planted in the Twin Towers.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Bush exploited 9/11 - he didn't create it.

[LIHOP?]

Too much has happened since 9-11 that sent me from LIHOP to MIHOP a year ago.

[A spiritual conversion---DUmmie style.]

People don't want to believe that Bushco is "that" evil..

[Even some Democrats don't want to believe fellow Democrats are that nutty.]

IF the Atta and other terroists, Sun Cruz ship/Abramoff, repuke connection is ever made public...THEN people will listen.

[Oh yes. We've read all about the "rock solid" proof of a connection between the terrorists and the Sun Cruz casino ship.]

If this is what you suggest we embrace for the next campaign we are doomed. Might as well resign to the fact that the Republicans will continue to win again and again.

[Shhhh! Don't discourage dopey DUmmie conspiracy theories!]

OMG..If the truth about 9-11 is irrelevant we are doomed. You think jobs are more important than the truth coming out.Give me links concerning engineers that disagree.

[MIHOP!!! SHOUT it loud from every rooftop!!!]

The 2004 election WAS STOLEN by the evoting machines being hacked. He's an illegitimate asshole. He has NEVER been elected.

[Thank you for reminding us again that wacko DUmmie conspiracy theories extends beyond 9-11.]

IMHO MIHOP is a very tough sell, LIHOP a little less, but neither should be neccissary for Democratic victory -- if it is, we are toast.

[Whole wheat or rye?]


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: 911conspiracy; dummies; lihop; mihop; tinfoil
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One more day left to NOMINATE the DUmmie FUnnies for the Bloggie Awards. Perhaps if the DUmmie FUnnies wins an award, we might get an invite by the RNC as you can see HERE. Anyway, follow these instructions to correctly nominate the DUmmie FUnnies...

Go over to the 2006 BLOGGIES AWARDS page and nominate the DUmmie FUnnies for the MOST HUMOROUS WEBLOG. You MUST nominate at least THREE Nominees. For example, in addition to the DUmmie FUnnies, I also nominated Michelle Malkin's Blog for Best Political Blog and a Canadian Friend of mine who has a great Blog as the Best Canadian Blog plus I nominated a couple of other Blogs. However, PLEASE vote ONLY for DUmmie FUnnies in the category of MOST HUMOROUS BLOG.

Please type in DUmmie FUnnies for the name of the Blog and copy the following URL to paste in the URL section: http://www.dummiefunnies.blogspot.com

Remember, you can only nominate ONCE so don't try it more than once or your nomination is discarded. I screwed up bigtime on the Weblog Awards when I didn't realize until too late about the nominations so don't want to mess up this time. Deadline for nominations is Jan. 10 and after that the nominees are voted in the final contest.

Thanx in advance for your support.

p.s. You might also want to click the Bloggie box indicate you would like to be on the panel of voters deciding the finalists.

1 posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:28 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

in before the ping!


2 posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:51 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the ping


3 posted on 01/09/2006 4:40:55 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: The_Victor

This must be a first.


4 posted on 01/09/2006 4:41:39 PM PST by gate2wire
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 01/09/2006 4:41:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: gate2wire; PJ-Comix
This must be a first.

3 post before the ping?... PJ is losing his touch.

6 posted on 01/09/2006 4:43:45 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, they are long past the rubber room stage and edging toward the tranquilizer dart stage.


7 posted on 01/09/2006 4:44:18 PM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?
DU never fails to amuse us with their tinfoil stories.


8 posted on 01/09/2006 4:44:33 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10?


9 posted on 01/09/2006 4:45:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


10 posted on 01/09/2006 4:45:47 PM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: The_Victor
Remember, if you use an RSS Reader, you get a heads up on A DUFU about to be published on the FR. Just copy and paste the following URL into your RSS Reader.

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/atom.xml

11 posted on 01/09/2006 4:46:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: The_Victor
3 post before the ping?... PJ is losing his touch.

Or maybe a few SMART Freepers are getting a heads up via RSS Reader.

12 posted on 01/09/2006 4:47:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Lurk-n-work top 20.


13 posted on 01/09/2006 4:48:40 PM PST by Purrcival (Hey, all of this talk about LIHOP and MIHOP is making me hungry! Let's all go to IHOP!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Go over to the 2006 BLOGGIES AWARDS page and nominate the DUmmie FUnnies for the MOST HUMOROUS WEBLOG.

I did that earlier today, PJ, along with nominating a couple of other blogs in other categories. I also nominated DUmmie FUnnies for Best Blog of the Year or whatever that grand category was. BTW, people should make sure to read the rules before nominating so as to make your vote count. And remember to give your own e-mail address at the end before submitting your nominations.

14 posted on 01/09/2006 4:49:08 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Sometime tomorrow is the deadline!)
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To: PJ-Comix

what's MIHOP and LIHOP the dummies are ranting on about?


15 posted on 01/09/2006 4:50:22 PM PST by Palpatine (I'm from Europe, get me out of here!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Even regular democrats won't have anything to do with the DUmmie crowd. These people are way out of touch with the world.


16 posted on 01/09/2006 4:52:14 PM PST by SaveTheChief (Give the Governor a harrumph!)
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To: PJ-Comix

There is one poor lonely soul in DU who seems to spend HOURS explaining to the MIHOP people the physics and engineering behind the collapse (including the delayed collapse of Bldg 70).

I read up on the guy and really have sympathy for him.


17 posted on 01/09/2006 4:52:34 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I did that earlier today, PJ, along with nominating a couple of other blogs in other categories. I also nominated DUmmie FUnnies for Best Blog of the Year or whatever that grand category was. BTW, people should make sure to read the rules before nominating so as to make your vote count. And remember to give your own e-mail address at the end before submitting your nominations.

Thanx. And everybody should read the above about needing to nominate other Blogs in order to make your nomination count. HEY! I'm sure you have faves in other categories too. I myself nominated Michelle Malkin's Blog (plus a Canadian Blog for Best Canadian Blog) as the Best Political Blog.

18 posted on 01/09/2006 4:52:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
A MINOR rant. . . .

So you're gonna say Bush caused those coal mine deaths too, eh?

19 posted on 01/09/2006 4:53:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bush is responsible for all disasters and suffering in the world.)
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To: Palpatine

Let It Happen On Purpose and the more insidious Made It Happen On Purpose

The 2 biggest conspiracy theories at DU.


20 posted on 01/09/2006 4:53:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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