Posted on 01/28/2006 8:31:07 PM PST by geekerfx
Hey everyone, this is my coming out notice. I have decided to CHANGE MY GENDER! (We all know from the many great organizations out there that our gender is not fixed! It is FLUID like our constitution. NOW, HRC, ACLU, Planned Parenthood, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and so many more…)
Hoorah for me!
I am no longer to be considered a monogamous heterosexual male. From this point on, I am to be recognized as a Para-sexual. This is how I perceive my sexual orientation. You will love me and must accept me for whom I truly see myself to be.
What, you never heard of a Para-sexual? No I am not homosexual. No, I am not BI-sexual. Quit trying to limit my freedoms!
I want to have a loving, multidirectional, multifaceted marital relationship with the ones I choose to love.
These are:
We are planning a big happy wedding ceremony; all my best friends will be invited. Bill, Hillary, Ted, Barbara B. You know the crowd. (Great people. Oh that Ted is a kicker at parties when he starts getting juiced up!)
(Excerpt) Read more at alainsnewsletter.com ...
Welcome to Free Republic.
Not according to DNA. :)
Welcome to FR.
Everything said here has already been stated extensively by those trying to change traditional marriage.
No sheep?
I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt if they answer anytime soon, but I'll also bet one dollar that they won't respond at all.
No.
Case in point straights.
Sounds reasonable.
Polygyny has far more historical precedent than "gay marriage". I see no particular reason why "gay marriage" should be acceptable but polygyny not.
The most important function of marriage is ensuring that children will have a known mother and father. Polygyny accomplishes this; polyandry and gay marriage do not.
Para-sexual!!! you have sex after jumping out of airplanes or with ghosts??
Yes, for Hillary
Female: Judy, Jane, Elizabeth, Sally, Erica and Hillary
Hillary? Hillary? Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
Retune those satire detectors!
Retune my sarire after almost 90 min waiting for a response from the poster that signed up just today?
Wrong. The courts have ruled that women have the right to deceive men as to the paternity of their children. Thus, the most important function of marriage in our society is to transfer money to women. It's merely a way to subsidize the welfare state--an excise tax on men.
Satire doesn't depend on follow up responses.
Especially bad satire like this.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.