Posted on 03/29/2006 7:00:12 PM PST by Renfield
Anagrams
A reader send in an interesting set of anagrams. Some come from posters at Lucianne.com, while others are his own.
1- GEORGE BUSH rearranged is HE BUGS GORE
2- AL GORE is LA (Spanish for “THE”) OGRE (a monster who eats people.)
3- GEORGE SOROS translates to SOS OGRE GORE
4- DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM
5- EVANGELIST is EVIL’S AGENT
6- PRESBYTERIAN turns to BEST IN PRAYER
7- DESPERATION is A ROPE ENDS IT
8- THE MORSE CODE rearranged is HERE COME DOTS
9- SENATOR TED KENNEDY turns out to DONKEY RAT NEEDS NET 10- SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME.
11- ANIMOSITY turns to IS NO AMITY
12- MOTHER-IN-LAW (This one is good) WOMAN HITLER
13- SNOOZE ALARMS becomes ALAS! NO MORE Z”S
14- A DECIMAL POINT turns to I’M A DOT IN PLACE
15- THE EARTHQUAKES is THAT QUEER SHAKE
16- ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE
17- PRINCESS DIANA changes to ENDS IN CAR SPIN
18- JOHN KERRY becomes HORNY JERK
19- SEN. JOHN EDWARDS is WE- DR. DEAN’S “JOHNS”
20- WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON becomes JAIL MRS CLINTON:FELON WIFE
21- PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA becomes TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Hope I don't get banned for that.
23. TERRY MCAULIFFE becomes MALICE, FRET, FURY
2- AL GORE is LA (Spanish for ?THE?) OGRE (a monster who eats people.)
And a feminine one at that!
Oooh...someone post a pic of Shrek's girlfriend...
OSAMA BIN LADEN = 'E ABANDON ISLAM
JOHN KERRY= HORNY JERK
Cheers!
Monica Lewinsky = moans wein licky
"David Letterman"--- "NERD AMID LATE TV"?
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