DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-06 ("We are really afraid to get our hopes up about November aren't we?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

not only do I believe that the Pukes will Diebold us again, I believe they will do it, thumb their noses at us and dare us to do something about it. And get away with it.

You might as well start the grieving process now:

CRY (If you see polls)
Tune: "Cry" (If your sweetheart)

If you see polls that turn out to be too high
It's just Diebold, you'll feel better if you cry
When voting on a touchscreen
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only fall elections that they steal

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
November storm clouds can be found
Behind the sunny skies
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
Well now, November storm clouds can be found
Behind a sunny sky
So get your hopes down and go on and cry

[Charles Henrickson]

I think many repugs will not vote this year, its up to the Dems to get out the vote!

C'mon, DUmmies! Get out there and VOTE!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2006:

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think many repugs will not vote this year. . . .

You're right! I definitely will NOT vote for Mark Foley!

[Charles Henrickson]

We need to be on our toes with this one, and not have our heads so much in the clouds. . . .

Oh, you have your head in a cloud, alright: A Perfect ROVIAN Cloud!

DUMMIE, DUMMIE, DUMMIE
by Ohio Suppress
Tune: "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by Ohio Express

DUmmie, DUmmie, DUmmie,
You're so dumb that it's FUnnie
On the Ant Farm called DU;
Freepers read your ravings,
That's what we are craving
On the threads that we call DUFU.

DUFU, I read ya!
DUFU, I need ya!
DUFU, I laugh out lou-ou-ou-oud!
DUmmies, you're loony,
Loonier than Clooney!
Moonbats, fear the Rovian Clou-ou-ou-oud!

DUmmie, DUmmie, DUmmie,
You're so dumb that it's FUnnie
And I laugh when I read DUFU!
In before the pinging!
PJ is the Ping King!
Sign a book deal with him soon!

DUFU, I read ya!
DUFU, I need ya!
DUFU, I laugh out lou-ou-ou-oud!
DUmmies, you're loony,
Loonier than Clooney!
Moonbats, fear the Rovian Clou-ou-ou-oud!

[Charles Henrickson]

If the Dems don't win House and Senate in a few weeks... ...the Democrats have NO REASON to be a political party, have no reason to raise money. . . .

Au contraire, mon DUmmi! Supplying comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies is your raison d'etre.

[Charles Henrickson]

THE DEMOCRATS WILL *ROUT* IN NOVEMBER. . . .

After they *OUT* in OCTOBER!

MARK MY WORDS!!!!

MARK FOLEY MY WORDS!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

We are really afraid. . . . I think the mood out there is one of fear. . . . We are afraid. . . . I am afraid to get my hopes up but I am more afraid. . . .

Ever notice how the language of FEAR always dominates DUmmie discourse? Even when their poll numbers are up and things are looking rosy for them, they speak of being "afraid."

How often do they write on their threads or say on their radio programs thing like: "I fear for my country"; "I'm so afraid now"; "It's scary. . . ."

And they wonder why they don't connect with average normal Americans.

[Firefigher NC]

This is off the subject but I saw a woman at the Laundrymat late last night who looked a lot like the one in that picture. Except, she had blue hair. I'm guessing it was her car outside that had all the "impeach Bush" bumperstickers on it.

[weegee]

Odd thing is that Democrats have been saying that "same sex marriage" was nothing but a ploy to get the conservative base to turn out at the polls.

So the Rat response? Out a homosexual Republican (who was long suspected of being homosexual) and make groundless accusations that he was preying on minors.

So now it comes out that he wasn't even sexual with them when they were in the page program or minors.

[weegee]

Among the left (progressives, Marxists, and Communists all rail about the struggle of the proletariat with the bourgeoisie), the Nazis (Mein Kampf = my struggle), the Palestinians (the intifada = civil uprising/shrugging off), and frankly all muslims (jihad means "struggle")...

It's always about "the struggle". Their worldview demands that there always be fear and never satisfaction.

[Ole Okie]

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED!!!

YES!! BECAUSE MARK FOLEY IS GAY!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Somebody can check this out, but it seems to me that the Year 6 election in a presidency usually goes to the opposite party. Check out Year 6 of the Reagan administration, 1986: After the elections that November, were not the House and Senate under Democrat control in 1987? And Year 6 of the Clinton administration, 1998: After the elections, wasn't the House (and maybe close in the Senate, where only a third are up for election) under Republican control in 1999? For that matter, 1974: Democrat control of Congress in 1975? Even go back to 1958/59: Democrat Congress, right? Usually, Year 6 is NOT a good year for a President's party.

So, historically speaking, the odds are stacked AGAINST the Republican congressional candidates in this Year 6. It really would be a "Surprise" if the Democrats DON'T win.

[weegee]

"After stolen elections in 2000 and 2004...I won't be surprised if November 8, 2006 at DU is filled with posts about how Republicans stole the 2006 election and stopped Democrats from gaining control of either House."

After October Surprises in 2000 (election weekend release of W's drunk driving charge which DID cost him a few points, including winning the popular vote) and 2004 (Dan Ratherbiased's fraudulent National Guard memos created in a computer and faxed from a Kinko's in Texas courtesy of contacts in the DNC), the 2006 October Surprise (electronic communications between Rep. Foley and some young adult males, held by Democrat dirty tricks teams until late in the election cycle) didn't come as a "surprise".

Just a matter of waiting for the other shoe to drop to show the Democrats as the party of despots and totalitarians. "Vote our way or we will bury you!"

[weegee]

The Republicans won in 1994. Halfway through Bubba's first term (and a sign he was on his way to being a one term president until he shamed America by blaming conservatives and right wing talk radio for the OKC bombing).

[PJ-Comix]

I think the Democrats meant to hold onto this Mark Foley October surprise until just about a week before the November election. They were forced to do their October surprise about a month early because the Stop Sex Predators blog got anxious and jumped the gun. However, I fully expect MORE October surprises by the desperate Democrats.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, what's up with the investigation into the Stop Sex Predator's Blog? There have been no posts there since last Thursday. When they find out who the author of that blog is, it won't surprise me a bit to find out that it is a political operative. Remember, the owner lives in John Conyer's congressional district.

[ilovew]

**We must not let our voice be stolen again by third party software**

Does that mean it was made by Nader?

[Ultra Sonic 007]

That always gets me irritated to hear people call America a 'democracy'.

Democracy = Tyranny of the Majority

America is a constitutional republic that allows for the representation of both majority and minority. But if the Socialist Democrats (I refuse to call them liberals; they don't even fit the term 'liberal' anymore) get back in power, this little DUmmie's gonna be living in something FAR worse than a democracy.

[Dooderbutt]

In all the years that I've voted I've NEVER been interviewed nor polled about my vote just after casting it.

PJ - I was polled (I live down here in Palm Beach County) last presidential election. You should have seen the look of contempt on the pollers face when I said that I voted for Bush. These pollers out here are trying to prove that the election is stolen, and when you answer that you actually voted for a (gasp) Republican, it totally screws them up. I doubt they even took note of my vote (I WANT MY VOTED COUNTED - DAMMIT!!!)

[weegee]

I think this one was particually designed to target the social conservatives you "gave the GOP the win" last time. Yet then again, they claim that we steal every election.

So when we win on the issues, we are practicing "division". When we win, it's because we didn't "really" win. And when we lose, even with the "winner" getting less than 50%, it's "clearly" a mandate that Bill Clinton's policies are what America wants.

I loathe the mainstream media.