Posted on 05/15/2007 4:36:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Okay, okay. I just can't help it. This whole impeachment fever thing on the left is really cracking me up bigtime. So here we go for the FOURTH time in a row with another DUFU edition on this topic. This time it is an impeachment singalong with words provided by that world famous songmeister and Freeper, Charles Henrickson. The first of his songs was inspired by the title of Sunday's DUFU edition, "Impeach! It's Now Or Never" and is titled, IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach) sung to the tune of the Elvis hit, It's Now Or Never:
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!
It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!
And the second and final of Songmeister Henrickson's impeachment songs is titled, Imagine There's Impeachment sung to the tune of Imagine:
Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all of Congress
Voting to impeach. . . .
Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No Rice and no Gonzales,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
PING!
In...again.
Chimpeachment ping! Keep ‘em rolling, PJ!
Thats good.
Fifth?
SICS!
Not bad, I will hum them in my head along with “Barack the Magic Negro”.......................
Top 10?
IATW! (In At The Writing!)
You made me snicker. I never snicker. Stop it!(not really)
LOL
Suggestion to all: Click the music links for the tunes and you’ll be able to sing along!
Those songs are just so...so...DUmmie-like.
Charles, are you sure you’re not one? :D
Now it's the most popular word at the DU and has been uttered more in the last 10 years then it has been in total since Andre Johnson (a Democrat) was impeached. LOL!
You might try Hamlet’s “To be or not to be...” speech next.
Just a thought.
Yes, those are the two directly on impeachment fever, but others have been in the neighborhood. This one was done right after the November elections, when the DUmmies were feeling their (gl)oats:
THE GLOATER
Tune: "The Glow Worm" original vocal / instrumental
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Feel so proud and then feel prouder
Hatred's voice is calling louder
Gloat, little gloater, gleeful DUmmie
Hey there don't get warm and chummy
Fight the Pugs to hell and back
Stay on the attack
Bite, little gloater, ant of fire
Bite like a pitbull off the wire
Bark like a moonbat, it's so easy
Turn loose Pelosi down in DC
The Right could use a little frightnin'
Strike 'em just like a bolt of lightnin'
When you're full of spite, you fight
Bite, little gloater, bite
Scream, little gloater, cry and clamor
Scream till you start to foam and stammer
Thou art good and Bush is evil
On his ass get medieval
See how Bushitler needs impeachin'
Don't think of how you're overreachin'
Now's the time to boil and steam
Scream, little gloater, scream
Go, little gloater, keep on gloating
You'll make the folks regret their voting
You got a House that's full of loonies
Which doesn't play well in the boonies
I love it when you start to show hate
That helps us out to win in '08
I got a hunch you'll make it so
Go, little gloater, go
DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"
Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate
Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS
Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
The New Math?
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