Posted on 08/08/2007 9:54:10 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
Mutant Sets Home Run Record
San Francisco - Last night, chemically-altered mutant baseball player Barry Bonds hit home run number 756, breaking Hank Aaron's record. While Bonds has claimed he never knowingly took steroids, many point to the fact that 20 years ago he entered professional baseball as a 118-pound girl as proof he has.
NYC To Ban Words "Bitch" and "Ho"
The New York City Council is considering a symbolic ban on the words "bitch" and "ho." "The term is hateful and deeply sexist," said Councilwoman Darlene Mealy of Brooklyn, who has introduced a measure against the words, saying they create “a paradigm of shame and indignity for all women, especially Hillary Clinton." Actively campaigning against the ban are local kennel clubs and the New York United Federation of Santa Clauses.
That's all the news that's fit to print today.
Scooter peace out.
Barry Bonds in 1987 Bonds today
LOL! She epitomizes those words!
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