Posted on 12/15/2007 3:58:24 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
I want to marry Fred Thompson and bear his children.
I'm not pledging him my vote in the New Hampshire primary, though -- I'm not quite ready for that level of commitment.
I've said numerous times that I think one of the key elements in winning the presidency has to be a sense of humor. The American people seem to prefer to vote for the candidate who comes across as warmer, funnier, more ready to laugh at themselves and with people than one who is not. That trend has held true in every election since 1980, and (once you skip the 64-76 period, when laughter just didn't seem appropriate -- an assassination and Watergate bookending two war referenda) most before then. A sense of humor and a willingness to laugh at oneself seems to indicate a level of comfort with oneself, an ease and general even-temperedness that the American people seem to value in a president.
And the judgment of history seems to bear it out. Those presidents who consistently rank the highest in historical reflection are the ones who seem to have had the readiest wit -- Reagan, Kenedy, FDR, Lincoln.
Well, the Associated Press is currently running one of the sillier features of the current presidential campaign -- "dumb personal questions of the day." And having seen three of the questions so far, I'd have to say that Fred Thompson is demonstrating the most presidential wit.
Thompson's attitude seems to be "this is stupid, and I'm not going to treat it seriously. Instead, I'm going to simply give answers that take the crap you people have flung at me and give it right back to you -- in one or two words."
The first question was "what was your childhood nickame?" Fred's answer? "Mr. President."
The second one was "what is your most prized personal possession?" "Trophy wife."
As soon as I saw the third question, I knew the answer. "What do you like to do on a lazy day?" I said "run for president," but that was too wordy. Thompson cropped it down to "campaigning."
The hits on Thompson have been that he got a late start, he's lazy, and he has a trophy wife. Here he's taken each of them and tossed them right back in the face of the AP.
The responses of the other candidates have been similarly enlightening. Hillary Clinton had no childhood nicknames that stuck -- which (speaking from personal experience) probably means that the only ones that really did stick were derogatory. Hillary also didn't answer about her most prized personal possession, and John Edwards said "his running shoes." Mitt Romney said an old car -- one with great personal meaning to him. And the lazy-day activity answers were laden with "spend time with family" and "reading" -- the kind of answer that they think the American people will want to hear.
The next question is "who is your favorite 20th century president from the other party." No one springs to mind, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say most of the candidates will list the candidate and explain why. The Republicans will bring up Kennedy and his hawkish defense policy and conservative tax policy; the Democrats will bring up FDR and his environmentalism. Thompson, however, will just give the president's last name and let that stand without explanation.
And my money's on "Truman."
That's Harry Truman, who once read a scathing review by the Washington Post of his daughter's singing and threatened to beat the reviewer.
I can't wait to find out.
Fred’s sense of humor ping!
Cute little article except she forgot that FDR was a Democrat.
I noticed that, too.
hahahahaha!
Go Fred!
From the replay booth, Harry is awarded one extra point. We'll take it away from Carter just because.
I didn’t realize President Carter had any points left....
Carter never had any.
Carter required us to have a sense of humor...
Republicans were requested to answer with their favorite democratic president....
Jimuh Carter had only one point in his entire life. The one on top of his head.
“the Democrats will bring up FDR and his environmentalism.”
That sounds more like Teddy than Franklin.
And that would make sense, because Teddy was on our side and an enviromentalist.
WTF?!
I adore Fred!! Show the circus for what it is! I am going to use a bunch of illegal alien names and vote for Fred many times. Good thing it’s totally possible at my precinct...
That is the band, Right Said Fred. Remember the song, “I’m too Sexy”? Right Said Fred sang that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc
YouTube - Right Said Fred - I’m Too Sexy (Complete Version)
I am proudly one of the 2400 in 24 Hours...are You!
Stop by FRED 08 and show him he has our support!
FRED THOMPSON (true consistent Conservative Federalist) - NATIONAL SECURITY EXPERT (I’ll do whatever it takes to stop the bastards, include water-boarding) - 2ND AMENDMENT ADVOCATE (arm all legal citizens and criminals will become more hesitant) - SECURE AND SEAL THE BORDERS (don’t give them sanctuary anywhere, don’t hire them, don’t rent to them, don’t give them credit, don’t give them rights they don’t deserve, report all crimes committed by them, they will go home or we will deport them) - LAW AND ORDER (enforcement first and foremost with the laws currently on the books) - SOCIAL SECURITY REFORM (reform a program that can’t sustain itself and will bankrupt this nation) - DEFEAT THE DEMOCRAT (any fool they put up) – TAX SIMPLIFICATION (choice for the tax payer) - WON’T PUT UP WITH CRAP FROM THE MSM (including stupid questions by moderators) - PING!
Right there with ya!
She wrote “FDR,” but I think she meant Teddy Roosevelt.
Nope
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