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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-08 ("Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2008 5:13:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

How the mighty have fallen! A day ago, the leftwing loons were high-fivin' each other about how helpful Rev. Jeremiah's Detroit speech would be to Barack Obama. By yesterday evening, cold cruel reality has set in and now the loons are pronouncing DOA for Obama's candidacy. While watching this VIDEO clip of Wright doing impressions of JFK and LBJ as well as doing an imitation of the Florida A&M marching band, one thought kept going through my mind: this clown was Obama's mentor and spiritual guide. If Obama looked up to this whack job what does that say about his judgement? I think many others had the same thought as well. The shockwave over Wright's backstabbing of Obama has just hit DUmmieland with this THREAD brutally titled, "Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed." Of course, we must now take a moment to think Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos for this situation. Without Operation Chaos, Obama would have long ago been the unchallenged nominee-in-waiting who could have merely gone on an extended vacation until his coronation this summer. However, because of Operation Chaos, the campaign has been extended to the point where Wright was in a position to totally undermine it which is what I think he did intetionally. It must be a great ego trip for Wright to bring down the Obamassiah. Meanwhile, I must thank Rev. Wright for providing lots of great DUFU material as the left undergoes a complete meltdown due to their beloved Obama's rapid fall. So let us now watch the DUmmies mourn the decline of the Obamassiah in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he should contact Jamie Masada about booking Rev. Wright into the Laugh Factory, is in the [brackets]:

Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.

[That's what happens when you have Wright as the train conductor.]

There's simply too much negative controversy surrounding Obama for him to get elected now, and on top of it all, polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin while Obama only ties McCain. At this point I'm afraid it will be impossible for Obama to win back those bitter, white, working-class folks whose votes he so sorely needs to win. It was certainly an impressive run, but it's over.

[GOOD NEWS! Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT has predicted that Hillary will drop out of the race on May 7 following big losses the previous day in the IN and NC primaries. Hee! Hee!]

Obama's negatives are just coming to light and they're having a devastating effect on his campaign.

[Say good night, Barack.]

Irretrievably BEHIND. Yep she is where she is all right, and there to stay

[Not when you count her "wins" in Florida and Michigan. Of course, counting those wins will also tear the Democrats apart. YEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]

Bottom line: Obama is not only dirty, he is very dirty, and has consistently lied about the true extent of his involvement with Rezko and Auchi. Reporters for both Chicago newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, have also done a lot of digging on Obama, apparently over stiff resistance from the publishers.

[I thought he was clean and articulate?]

I want to win. Those who are unwilling to expolore the negatives are ostriches with their heads in the sand, because these things WILL be explored ad infinitum in the press between now and November. I say let's do our own vetting, BEFORE the candidates are cast in stone.

[DUmmies are already doing their own wetting in their pants.]

Sixteen years of clintons makes me sick,,, I will write in Obama...

[Can I write Wright?]

Wright issue. It won't go away..it is here to stay. Unless he says something to distance himself, he is gonna get stomped.

[Maybe he could say that he slept through all of Wright's sermons.]

I hesitated to put a rookie in for this critical point in history. But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

[Just because it is going over the cliff with Barack?]

She's still in the race- something is working!

[Operation Chaos.]

This is just a newscycle gone to Hillary. I was down about it earlier, but I'm going to buck up because the math shows he'll get the nomination.

[You'll feel better in 24 business hours.]

Barack's been down before but not for long. keep watching the polls.

[As they continue to decline for him.]

Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons. Hopefully more of them will fall out soon.

[I'll check up on those skeletons at the supermarket checkout counter while I leaf through the National Enquirer.]

The Wright issue has peaked.

[Peak boil.]

It's over. Obama's the nominee. You can bad-mouth him all you want, but isn't going to change the fact that he's the nominee.

[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE!!!]

Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

[Battle of the negativities.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 3peat; barackobama; clinton; dummies; hillaryclinton; jeremiahwright; johnmccain; mccain; obamanation; operationchaos; threepeat
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1 posted on 04/29/2008 5:15:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 04/29/2008 5:16:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is still in the closet

Wishful thinking from benburch?

3 posted on 04/29/2008 5:18:13 AM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: PJ-Comix

wow two days in a row top ten. I’m living large now!!!!


4 posted on 04/29/2008 5:19:55 AM PDT by Mercat (I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven;)
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To: PJ-Comix

in


5 posted on 04/29/2008 5:20:53 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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Top ten - and from the West Coast even!!!!


6 posted on 04/29/2008 5:21:21 AM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten - and from the West Coast even!!!!


7 posted on 04/29/2008 5:21:37 AM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten - and from the West Coast even!!!!


8 posted on 04/29/2008 5:21:47 AM PDT by investigateworld ( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is still in the closet with too many skeletons.

Shouldn't dem skeletons come out of the closet?

9 posted on 04/29/2008 5:23:52 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Hey, top ten!


10 posted on 04/29/2008 5:24:16 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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But if Barack is our nominee I am going to fight for him to win. I'm worried right now about our party!

You guys can have McCain if you want.

11 posted on 04/29/2008 5:24:47 AM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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I was down about it earlier, but I'm going to buck up because the math shows he'll get the nomination.

Yep, and he'll limp into the general battered, bloodied and unelectable in the minds of most reasonable Americans. Congratulations on your 'win'.

12 posted on 04/29/2008 5:27:57 AM PDT by beans36 (The Wright Stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix
Top Business 10!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

13 posted on 04/29/2008 5:29:55 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 business


14 posted on 04/29/2008 5:47:06 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama's negatives have caught up with Hillary's in just a few short weeks. That's astounding.

Battle of the Negative Stars!
15 posted on 04/29/2008 6:01:09 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whew! What a roller coaster ride. First they're up, then leery, then down in the pits. Some of this has to be coming from the Hillary bots doing an "I told you so" moment. But there also has to be a lot of ObamaTrauma going on as well.

I think Victor David Hanson has summed up the ObamaTrauma very well in a piece just posted on FR: Past Time for Obama to Say 'No More' (Victor Davis Hanson).

I suspect some of these DUmmies are experiencing what Hanson defines in his article.

16 posted on 04/29/2008 6:14:54 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: investigateworld
Top ten - and from the West Coast even!!!!

Hey - you West Coasters, stealing up our top ten spots...it ain't enough that you made it, you gotta take three of them?!?!?

LOL!

17 posted on 04/29/2008 6:18:30 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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To: PJ-Comix

“polls show Hillary beating McCain by a considerably wide margin”

Great. Let’s cancell the election then!


18 posted on 04/29/2008 6:41:32 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“those bitter, white, working-class folks”

Wright is the one that sounds bitter to me, of course he ain’t white or part of the working class.


19 posted on 04/29/2008 6:42:28 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Looks like Obama's candidacy has just derailed.


20 posted on 04/29/2008 6:42:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wright is Rove in disguise.)
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