Possible explanation!
Posted on 12/09/2008 5:28:56 PM PST by Scarchin
If he is afraid to show us his birth certificate because it's more than him not being born in the U.S. Perhaps he wasn't born at all. And I'm not trying to say he's some sort of Jesus incarnate. Not at all. That would be ridiculous. Being an android wouldn't be out of the question. Know anyone who has seen even one of his X-rays?
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Possible explanation!
Someone call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHmbulance!!!
Some people think that his actual birth certificate will prove he is indeed a natural-born citizen, but reveal something else he would prefer to hide.
Rumor has it that he has no navel.
Just an idiot. Nothing more, nothing less.
Uh oh! Two down! Call TWO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulances! With lemons to suck on! Stat!
Or his PP for that matter?
He’s brilliant.
Insightful.
Original.
Unparalleled.
etc.
(The journalist as well as the subject.)
But of course, this, more than anything else, is about the seriousness of the charges. We need to do all we can to insure that all shadows cast by these allegations are completely dispelled.
What that he is not half black.
Some people think that his actual birth certificate will prove he is indeed a natural-born citizen, but reveal something else he would prefer to hide....
Not me, but some say he is actually the son of Malcom X and born in Washington state because his mother was not registered in Hawaii college but Washington college at the time he was born.
Of course all this could be straightened out by Obama but he is above that.
Thats my best guess. Maybe his Farjer was not Barack Hussein Sr. Maybe it was Goldmember!
Wow! Kerry has Double D’s? I knew something was strange ... but I don’t want him to reveal them! EVER!
Now THAT is funny! LOL
He may want to hide the fact that he is a natural born citizen. As long as there is doubt, his mysterious and foreign background gives him more cache with leftists here and abroad.
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