Iowahawk...Where the Hell Have I Been?

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 12/18/2008 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

I guess I’ve been stuck inside the government’s ass for 5 years and just fell out because, before today, I’d never heard of Iowahawk. Then this popped into my e-mail inbox (without attribution, of course):

"It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It's that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors."

[smokingfrog]

Iowahawk is now 5 years old.

[pillut48]

“Binky McGiggles”—LOLOLOL!!!!!! :-)

I love Iowahawk!

[an amused spectator]

Iowahawk was peeing in Bill Clinton’s Cheerios in 1998. I blew beer through my nose reading one of his pieces more than few times back in those days...