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"I'd rather eat a pizza"
Eudaimonia and other pursuits ^ | 2/03/2009 | MT

Posted on 02/03/2009 9:13:04 AM PST by mft112345

Lyrics: I like to have my burgers Piled high with triple meat. I doubt I'll get Diabetes. Don't amputate my feet. Airline man, don't you charge me 'Cause I need extra space. Shove my seat belt extender in Your condescending face. I'd rather eat a pizza Than jog around the track. I like my portions supersized; Don't have a heart attack. Health plan, please don't fine me 'Cause I ain't losin' weight. At least, I'm not a smoker, now. I simply like cheese steak.

Hear song.


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: supersize; triplewhopper

1 posted on 02/03/2009 9:13:04 AM PST by mft112345
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To: mft112345
Ripoff..."just leave this longhaired country boy alone..."

FMCDH(BITS)

2 posted on 02/03/2009 9:38:13 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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