PORCULUS PIE

my fevered brain | 02/09/09 | DG

[DoorGunner]

PORCULUS PIE

Porculus pie, porculus pie, porculus pie,

scamulus soup, a double scoop please.

Maybe we can, maybe we can, maybe we will --

stuff it with ACORNS and sleaze.

Ah, but porculus pie, porculus pie, porculus pie,

the sheep don't know what it means.

They won't know that its strange. Or how many

$billions that we sent to the "Greens!"

Ah, but porculus pie, porculus pie, porculus pie,

its Saul Alinsky's dream.

Socialized med... socialized med... socialized med...icine.

Let the right wingers scream...

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(a parody on):

Porcupine Pie

Words and Music by Neil Diamond

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
Vanilla soup, a double scoop please. 
No, maybe I want, maybe I won't, maybe I will.
The tutti fruit, with fruity blue cheese. 

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, Don't let it get on your jeans, I know it sounds a little strange, but you got to eat it with gloves--or your hands will turn green.

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie, It weaves its way through my dreams, And I do believe I'm gonna have one and leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream.

http://www.neildiamondhomepage.com/lyricpag.htm#porcupinepie

[DoorGunner]

It's porculicious!

DG

[DoorGunner]

“My momma says that radicals are like a box of chocolate-covered ACORNS. No matter which one you choose, all you everget is a bitter, little nut!” — Forest Dump.